Around The NFL - 2008

[ice grillin you]

I think it's because of the failure of the CBA.

The issue has been brewing up for I would guess a year or so now, judging from my extremely non scientific review of memory, but I'll accept this event as a good explanation for the sudden interest in this long standing problem anyway.

[Rome]

He'd be a great #2 back, you have to admit that. Sure, he's no Duce, but he's not total crap either.

Oh, dear God.

[Feva]

The Punmaster missing the first two puns in that sentence?  What is the world coming to?

[Sgt PSN]

That post is almost entirely puntastic.

[Seabiscuit36]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Fans-are-asked-to-treat-Chiefs-games-like-bowlin?urn=nfl,91291

Chiefs are gay, no standing at games.  RJS would not approve

[rjs246]

Holy farging shtein. farg that for real.

[Cerevant]

Here's the list - none of the following are allowed:

• Foul, obscene, offensive or abusive language or actions
• Excessive standing and/or obstructing the view of other fans
• Intoxication or other signs of impairment
• Smoking except in designated areas
• Fighting and unruly or inconsiderate behavior
• Obscene or indecent clothing or signs
• Conduct that endangers spectators or participants
• Harassment of visiting team fans
• Interfering with the progress of the game, going onto the field or
throwing any object onto the field
• Failing to follow instructions of stadium personnel
• Selling items or tickets in the stadium or on sports complex grounds
• Attempting to sit in a location other than the guest's ticketed seat
• Destroying property

You'd be hard pressed to find an Eagles fan who is violating only one of those rules.

[rjs246]

I'm violating 7 of them right now.

[SunMo]

what, are you kidding me?  we're on defense!

[rjs246]

Against a division rival! How about a middle finger?

I will never get over the bitch-made behavior of the assclowns in SunMo's section. fargwads.

[phattymatty]

great googily moogily.

[hbionic]

2nd.

[Geowhizzer]

That looks like an Eagles fan's to-do list for each game.

[General_Failure]

• Failing to follow instructions of stadium personnel

Well, what if the person suggests an alternate instruction? For example, the stadium personnel go farg themself.

[PhillyPhreak54]

FedEx already has their ushers get on people for standing.

Gay.