The Eagles Offseason Thread(all aboard the Brian Finneran bandwagon)

[rjs246]

Why does every conversation turn into a retard fight?

[Sgt PSN]

Your face is a retard fight. 

[Diomedes]

Could it be that whenever retards converse, they inevitably fight?

[Sgt PSN]

It's either that or, whenever retards fight, they inevitably converse.  Kind of hard to tell what the actual order of things is around here.  Chicken and the egg type stuff. 

[methdeez]

Those face jokes are actually really funny. Reminds me of 8th grade.

[methdeez]

Also, your face is a retard fight is a great name for a band.

[Don Ho]

It's either that or, whenever retards fight, they inevitably converse.  Kind of hard to tell what the actual order of things is around here.  Chicken and the egg type stuff. 

[Don Ho]

Also, your face is a retard fight is a great name for a band.

[phattymatty]

if only...

http://espn.go.com/melkiper/s/2001/0305/1130313.html

[Sgt PSN]

[PhillyGirl]

if only...

http://espn.go.com/melkiper/s/2001/0305/1130313.html

Ban.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The Eagles might have taken Johnson if Mitchell were off the board, as that scenario indicates.

Oh well.  Maybe Johnson would have turned out like Mitchell if the Eagles took him.

[Sgt PSN]

The Eagles might have taken Johnson if Mitchell were off the board, as that scenario indicates.

Huh?  I just double and triple checked that and didn't see Mitchell anywhere in the first round. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Try quadruple-checking and focusing on pick 10.

[phattymatty]

Ha.