Jessica Alba's BK

[rjs246]

YOUR face has a douche in it.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Apparently, Pete's brand of trash talk has rubbed off on the rest of the league.

[paco]

Im going to get my arse handed to me by a lesbian.  Thankfully, when that happens, I wont have internet access untill 12/7 to see it.

[Beermonkey]

Why not?  My team's only chance to win it all is to get Johnson and Harrison healthy for the playoffs, so I might as well angle to play the overrated Monkey Spanks team in the first round. 

My early season output was cramped due to Brees, LT & Chad Johnson putting on some very Eagles-like performances. With them coming on strong lately, if I had decent 2nd WR/RB, I'd feel pretty good about my chances in the playoffs.

If my team can put up the numbers they did this past week, they'll be competitive with anyone in this league.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I guess Beermonkey convinced me I should play it out for a better seed, so I put in a less-sucky lineup:

Rivers
Peterson
Chris Brown/TBD
Jennings
Chambers
Cooley
Gostkowski
Giants D


Jennings gets another double-digit game.  Yawn.  Who dropped him earlier this season anyway?

[rjs246]

As much as I hate you for continuing to point that out, I'm pretty goddamned happy with my receiving corps. So cram it.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You can stew about it in the off-season.

I guess that will officially start for you Tuesday morning.

[rjs246]

So thanks in part to Antonio Gates shteinting the bed, Matt has pretty much been guaranteed to be knocked out of the playoffs. The question now is whether the Patriots' D and Willis McGahee can combine for 49+ points tonight. Since they are playing against me, I'm assuming that they will score at least that many.

Marginally interesting side note, if the Pats and McGahee combine for 24 or more points but don't score enough to win, Alaskan Pipeline will be the 4th highest scoring team in the league, and will be excluded from the playoffs. Like a sucker.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

11 points from Gostkowski for me tonight?  Nope.  I'm predicting 8 or 9.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

11 points from Gostkowski for me tonight?  Nope.  I'm predicting 8 or 9.

I'll lose in the playoffs when I play Ellen and only when I play Ellen.

Being right isn't always good.

[rjs246]

So I did manage to back door my way into the playoffs. Some really weird shtein would have to happen for me to squeeze any money out of this ordeal though...

[Beermonkey]

So I did manage to back door my way into the playoffs. Some really weird shtein would have to happen for me to squeeze any money out of this ordeal though...

Speaking of money, is it winner take all?

I think the finals are going to be ORLY & Rolling for Jesus.

[rjs246]

The money is:

$450
$200
$50
Nothing

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Who gets the other $140 you collected?

[SunMo]

the commish is being audited!