Jessica Alba's BK

Started by PoopyfaceMcGee, September 17, 2007, 10:19:47 PM

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rjs246

Hilarious!

Also, beermonkey, I doubt your sincerity and Rolling for Jesus are probably going to face each other in the semi's based on the bracket... actually, your lucky soft ass team has about the easiest route to the finals that you could ask for. Dick.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Beermonkey

Quote from: rjs246 on December 04, 2007, 01:05:33 PM
Hilarious!

Also, beermonkey, I doubt your sincerity and Rolling for Jesus are probably going to face each other in the semi's based on the bracket... actually, your lucky soft ass team has about the easiest route to the finals that you could ask for. Dick.

:-D With all the petty sniping about my soft team, you & FF should just put your hair up in pigtails & wear plaid skirts so could look like schoolgirls too.

After you dress up, send me some pics, I like that kind of thing.

rjs246

Ha! I didn't even notice the O  R L Y filter. And BM, suck my balls. Thanks!
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: Beermonkey on December 04, 2007, 01:41:54 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on December 04, 2007, 01:05:33 PM
Hilarious!

Also, beermonkey, I doubt your sincerity and Rolling for Jesus are probably going to face each other in the semi's based on the bracket... actually, your lucky soft ass team has about the easiest route to the finals that you could ask for. Dick.

:-D With all the petty sniping about my soft team, you & FF should just put your hair up in pigtails & wear plaid skirts so could look like schoolgirls too.

After you dress up, send me some pics, I like that kind of thing.

My team faced your team once H2H and won.  Paper champs.

P.S.  Should we invite Jevon?

Beermonkey

Quote from: FastFreddie on December 04, 2007, 02:11:04 PM
My team faced your team once H2H and won.  Paper champs.

P.S.  Should we invite Jevon?

:-D Hey, I'm not the one who when on an auto-fellating posting spree about the awesomeness of their team mid-season, only to lose their final 4 games (2 against non-playoff teams) and squeak in the playoffs.

No need to go on the offensive, I'm sure your purse is more expensive & nicer than Rusty's.

rjs246

My coinpurse is definitely nicer.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quantity is not akin to quality.  Your third ball impresses no one.

rjs246

Don't be jealous of my built-in windsail.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Ellen went to her secret stash for the larger strap-on and housed me with it all day long.


It's clearly either Rusty's or Sportsline's fault.

paco

Quote from: FastFreddie on December 09, 2007, 08:43:15 PM
Ellen went to her secret stash for the larger strap-on and housed me with it all day long.

So thats why you were in such a good mood.
I'm not from Philly but some say I'm blunt.

Beermonkey

To start off a pretty zesty Sunday, right after the Eagles flushed their season down the toilet, FOX switches to the Cowboys game, just in time to see them win in the final seconds. To further sodomize me emotionally, I checked out BK & saw that my team of fargwits will probably score the least amount of points in the playoffs.

Congratulations Rusty.

rjs246

Now I get to take on Paco's band of flying monkeys. Loss. Loss.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

paco

Quote from: rjs246 on December 10, 2007, 02:14:15 PM
Now I get to take on Paco's band of flying monkeys. Loss. Loss.

Dont worry... I'll probably do something stupid like play Anthony G. over Donald Driver, since I almost did this week.  Driver will finally see the end zone while Gonzo puts up a gooseegg, you win.
I'm not from Philly but some say I'm blunt.

rjs246

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Quote from: Beermonkey on December 10, 2007, 10:02:07 AM
To start off a pretty zesty Sunday, right after the Eagles flushed their season down the toilet, FOX switches to the Cowboys game, just in time to see them win in the final seconds. To further sodomize me emotionally, I checked out BK & saw that my team of fargwits will probably score the least amount of points in the playoffs.

Congratulations Rusty.

Tomlinson and Brees combined for 59. The other 6 members of your team combined for 18. That's farging brutal. But I'll take it.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Rusty and the lesbian are done.

Rolling 4 Jesus won despite getting 3 points from the Brady machine.  He's unstoppable, like Eli.