Would you...

[Father Demon]

21. Assuming I was receiving both, still no.
22. Hell, I'd bang Anna Nicole TODAY - so JA after 2 days is a no brainer.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

23.  Would you accept the General Manager position for the Philadelphia Eagles at your current salary and with the stipulation that you have to tongue Lurie's ass for 5 solid minutes every work day?

24.  If you could guarantee one Philadelphia "major" sports team would win their championship the next year with the stipulation that the other 3 have to move to another city, would you accept?  Which team would get the title, and which would have to leave?

24a.  If you're a douche that doesn't root for all the Philly sports teams, would you accept an Eagles Super Bowl win if it meant all the players and coaches in all levels of all your other favorite teams were to spontaneously combust and go to hell?

[PhillyPhreak54]

I had to go into the office today, and I'm bored.  So here's a game.

1 ) Let a man give you a professional massage?
2) Get a manicure?
3) What about a pedicure?
4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet?
5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50?
6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it?
7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight?
Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000?
9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000?
10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you?

Answer, and add your own.

1. No
2. No
3. No
4. HELL NO
5. Yes
6. No
7. Yes
8. Yes
9. Yes, I'll help control the pet population, Bob.
10. Negative - not my style

[PhillyPhreak54]

11. in exchange for enternal life would you have a tucan beak transplanted onto your face? No

12. would you eat a live kitten if you could go back to being 10 years old knowing everything you currently know? No

13. would you be in favor of instituting oral sex as a form of currency? Isn't it already? "I bought you this...now do your bidness, baby

14. if you were suspended in a tank of puke up to your neck and someone was gonna slam a caked sized load of shtein in your face would you duck into the puke or take the poop facial? Dunk in puke...and then puke myself stupid

15. what would you rather have installed in your crib....a batting cage or a bowling alley? Batting cage

16.  drink your own urine for 500 bucks Yes

17.  Eat Placenta Farg no...but I think some countries fry that shtein up for real

18.  Choose, shoot your mother or your significant othter to save your life Momma...you been bad

19.  Let a dude wash your hair shtein no, man.

20.  Work on a King crab fishing boat Yes

21.  Let an effeminate man give you a blow job for $5,000 Negative, ghostrider

22.  Bang a fat homeless chick or Jessica Alba's 2 day old corpse. Hello, necrophillyphreakia54

23.  Would you accept the General Manager position for the Philadelphia Eagles at your current salary and with the stipulation that you have to tongue Lurie's ass for 5 solid minutes every work day? No...plus I think Joe Banner would get jealous if someone was movin in on his territory

24.  If you could guarantee one Philadelphia "major" sports team would win their championship the next year with the stipulation that the other 3 have to move to another city, would you accept?  Which team would get the title, and which would have to leave? Yes; Eagles win it and the other three roll out

24a.  If you're a douche that doesn't root for all the Philly sports teams, would you accept an Eagles Super Bowl win if it meant all the players and coaches in all levels of all your other favorite teams were to spontaneously combust and go to hell? Yes, then they can feel what we have felt for years

[MDS]

Let a man give you a professional massage?
No. No farging way

2) Get a manicure?
Gay.

3) What about a pedicure?
Even gayer.

4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet?
Depends on what kind of spider and how many pesos.

5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50?
Sure why not.

6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it?
Yes.

7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight?
Yes.

Cool Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000?
Nope.

9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000?
I had having a soul. No.

10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you?
I'm a nice guy, so no. But if the person who I was farging over deserved it, then yes.

11) In exchange for enternal life would you have a tucan beak transplanted onto your face?
Yes.

12) Would you eat a live kitten if you could go back to being 10 years old knowing everything you currently know?
Yes, but I'm not sure I could possibly eat a live kitten.

13) Would you be in favor of instituting oral sex as a form of currency?
Is this even a question?

14) If you were suspended in a tank of puke up to your neck and someone was gonna slam a caked sized load of shtein in your face would you duck into the puke or take the poop facial?
Might as well take the turd like a man.

15) What would you rather have installed in your crib....a batting cage or a bowling alley?
Bowling alley.

16.  drink your own urine for 500 bucks -
I guess, yea.

17.  Eat Placenta -
I'm gonna need to get something out of it.

18.  Choose, shoot your mother or your significant other to save your life -
My mom's already dead. Haha this is an easy one.

19.  Let a dude wash your hair -
No.

20.  Work on a King crab fishing boat -
Sounds fun but I get sea sick so easily, I'm a vagina. No.

21.  Let an effeminate man give you a blow job for $5,000
He'd probably be good. But no.

22.  Bang a fat homeless chick or Jessica Alba's 2 day old corpse
IN.

23.  Would you accept the General Manager position for the Philadelphia Eagles at your current salary and with the stipulation that you have to tongue Lurie's ass for 5 solid minutes every work day?
Sounds enticing, but I'll pass.

24.  If you could guarantee one Philadelphia "major" sports team would win their championship the next year with the stipulation that the other 3 have to move to another city, would you accept?  Which team would get the title, and which would have to leave?
Eagles, obviously. The Phillies leaving would do us all a favor. Who cares about hockey. Sixers, whatever.

24a.  If you're a douche that doesn't root for all the Philly sports teams, would you accept an Eagles Super Bowl win if it meant all the players and coaches in all levels of all your other favorite teams were to spontaneously combust and go to hell?
Yes, I'm that farging desperate for a championship. Plus Burrell needs to die.

[Father Demon]

25. Take credit for a great thing at work (or in school for you youngins) even though you had nothing to do with it?
26. Sell a gift your spouse/girlfriend gave you?
27. Stroke off a cop to get out of a ticket that would cause you to lose your license?
28. Post sex pictures of an ex g/f on the Internet to get even?
29. Waitress gives you the wrong bill for dinner and drinks -- $35 instead of $110. Pay and scram, or tell her?
30. Threesome.  Two dudes and a chick.

[SunMo]

25.  Yes
26.  Yes
27.  No
28.  Yes
29.  Yes
30.  Depends on who the chick and other dude are

[ice grillin you]

25. Take credit for a great thing at workeven though you had nothing to do with it? - NO
26. Sell a gift your spouse/girlfriend gave you? - YES
27. Stroke off a cop to get out of a ticket that would cause you to lose your license? - NO
28. Post sex pictures of an ex g/f on the Internet to get even? - NO
29. Waitress gives you the wrong bill for dinner and drinks -- $35 instead of $110. Pay or tell her? - TELL HER
30. Threesome.  Two dudes and a chick. - NO

[Rome]

25. Take credit for a great thing at work (or in school for you youngins) even though you had nothing to do with it?  Like inventing the internet?  Sure.

26. Sell a gift your spouse/girlfriend gave you?  Are you kidding?   

27. Stroke off a cop to get out of a ticket that would cause you to lose your license?  No.

28. Post sex pictures of an ex g/f on the Internet to get even?  Again...   

29. Waitress gives you the wrong bill for dinner and drinks -- $35 instead of $110. Pay and scram, or tell her?  See Reservoir Dogs for answer.

30. Threesome.  Two dudes and a chick.  If Jessica Alba's the chick, then damn straight.

[Rome]

1 ) Let a man give you a professional massage?  farg no.

2) Get a manicure?  Yes.

3) What about a pedicure?  No.

4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet?  No.

5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50?  Why not?

6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it?  Like anyone here hasn't.

7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight?  Absolutely.  My neighbors are iceholes.

8> Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000?  No.

9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000?  Sure.

10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you?  No.

[rjs246]

25. Take credit for a great thing at work (or in school for you youngins) even though you had nothing to do with it?
Probably not, but I'll say yes.

26. Sell a gift your spouse/girlfriend gave you?
Yes.

27. Stroke off a cop to get out of a ticket that would cause you to lose your license?
Uh, no.

28. Post sex pictures of an ex g/f on the Internet to get even?
Yes.

29. Waitress gives you the wrong bill for dinner and drinks -- $35 instead of $110. Pay and scram, or tell her?
Pay the $35, tip on the $110.

30. Threesome.  Two dudes and a chick.
Eh, even if the chick was smokin' probably not. I'm getting all conservative in my old age and would only have a threesome with two girls. I'm such a prude.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

25. Take credit for a great thing at work (or in school for you youngins) even though you had nothing to do with it? - This would greatly depend on the situation, but depending on certain factors... Yes.
26. Sell a gift your spouse/girlfriend gave you?  Yes, but I'd tell her I was going to do so.
27. Stroke off a cop to get out of a ticket that would cause you to lose your license? No.
28. Post sex pictures of an ex g/f on the Internet to get even? Absolutely.  What kind of obvious question is this?
29. Waitress gives you the wrong bill for dinner and drinks -- $35 instead of $110. Pay and scram, or tell her?  If her service was good (even if the meal sucked), absolutely.  If her service was somewhat ok, absolutely.  If she was a useless cvnt the whole meal, farg her.
30. Threesome.  Two dudes and a chick.  Chick has to be very hot and there has to be zero contact between the other guy and me, but yes.  We're talking Alba hot, though.

[Rome]

I'm saying right here, right now that I'd bang Jessica Alba & any of you homo's could watch or even participate so long as you didn't touch me in any way.  You touch me and I'll kill ya.

[phattymatty]

farg that, i'd touch every one of you in your naughty places if it meant i got to bone alba.

[Feva]

1 ) Let a man give you a professional massage? - NOPE
2) Get a manicure? - YUP.  I did for my wedding
3) What about a pedicure? - NOPE 
4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet? - NOPE
5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50? - NOPE
6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it? - NOPE
7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight? - NOPE.  They're cool peeps
Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000? - Girlfriend?  I've done it for free.  Wife? NOPE
9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000? - Twice if need be
10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you? - YUP
11) In exchange for enternal life would you have a tucan beak transplanted onto your face? - NOPE.  Don't wanna live forever
12) Would you eat a live kitten if you could go back to being 10 years old knowing everything you currently know? - NOPE
13) Would you be in favor of instituting oral sex as a form of currency? - YESSIR
14) If you were suspended in a tank of puke up to your neck and someone was gonna slam a caked sized load of shtein in your face would you duck into the puke or take the poop facial? - POOP FACIAL
15) What would you rather have installed in your crib....a batting cage or a bowling alley?
Bowling alley. - BATTING CAGE
16.  drink your own urine for 500 bucks - NOPE
17.  Eat Placenta - NOPE
18.  Choose, shoot your mother or your significant other to save your life - I'LL DIE
19.  Let a dude wash your hair - NOPE
20.  Work on a King crab fishing boat - NOPE.  TOO DAMN COLD
21.  Let an effeminate man give you a blow job for $5,000 - HELL NO
22.  Bang a fat homeless chick or Jessica Alba's 2 day old corpse - JA ALL DAY
23.  Would you accept the General Manager position for the Philadelphia Eagles at your current salary and with the stipulation that you have to tongue Lurie's ass for 5 solid minutes every work day? - NOPE
24.  If you could guarantee one Philadelphia "major" sports team would win their championship the next year with the stipulation that the other 3 have to move to another city, would you accept?  Which team would get the title, and which would have to leave? - See me on 24a

24a.  If you're a douche that doesn't root for all the Philly sports teams, would you accept an Eagles Super Bowl win if it meant all the players and coaches in all levels of all your other favorite teams were to spontaneously combust and go to hell? - IN A HEARTBEAT