Would you...

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

24a.  If you're a douche that doesn't root for all the Philly sports teams, would you accept an Eagles Super Bowl win if it meant all the players and coaches in all levels of all your other favorite teams were to spontaneously combust and go to hell? - IN A HEARTBEAT

I just fell in love with a black man.

[Father Demon]

I was reading an article about NFL and concussions, and they were talking about how some of these guys have no recollection of their careers at all.
...

31) Would you rather have a great, fantastic life and not remember any of it, or have a completely miserable, boring life and remember every detail?

[Feva]

25. Take credit for a great thing at work (or in school for you youngins) even though you had nothing to do with it? - YUP
26. Sell a gift your spouse/girlfriend gave you? - YUP
27. Stroke off a cop to get out of a ticket that would cause you to lose your license? - NOPE
28. Post sex pictures of an ex g/f on the Internet to get even? - YUP
29. Waitress gives you the wrong bill for dinner and drinks -- $35 instead of $110. Pay and scram, or tell her? - DROP $45 and BOUNCE
30. Threesome.  Two dudes and a chick. - Nowadays? Probably not.  Nine years ago at the Ohio St. "Icebreaker"?  YUP

31. Would you rather have a great, fantastic life and not remember any of it, or have a completely miserable, boring life and remember every detail? - Live it up

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

30. Threesome.  Two dudes and a chick. - Nowadays? Probably not.  Nine years ago at the Ohio St. "Icebreaker"?  YUP

I'd imagine double- and triple-sausage threesomes are fairly common in good ol' Columbus.

[PhillyPhreak54]

You touch me and I'll kill ya.

Lighten up, Francis.

[Diomedes]

Worked all day, so I'm late to the party.  I'll post my answers then read all the stupid commentary you fools made.

I had to go into the office today, and I'm bored.  So here's a game.

1 ) Let a man give you a professional massage? Yes
2) Get a manicure? On a lark, sure.  I bite my nails fiercely, it would amuse me to see their reaction.
3) What about a pedicure? Any farging day.  That shtein comes with a foot massage.
4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet? Depends on the bet, chances said spider would poison/hurt me.
5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50? For $50?  No.
6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it? No.  Couldn't get it up.
7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight? I know my neighbors.  No.
Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000? Yes. She'd understand when I show her the benjamins.
9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000? No.
10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you? No.

[SunMo]

Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000? Yes. She'd understand when I show her the benjamins.

money lover

[Diomedes]

11. in exchange for enternal life would you have a tucan beak transplanted onto your face? I do not want to live more than 75 years.  If I'm doing great at 74 years old, I might amend that a year or two forward out of weakness, but the general age limit of 75 is good.  I'm only 32 now and I'm already getting pretty tired of life.

12. would you eat a live kitten if you could go back to being 10 years old knowing everything you currently know?[/b]No.[/b]

13. would you be in favor of instituting oral sex as a form of currency? Sure, so long as cash money still works too.

14. if you were suspended in a tank of puke up to your neck and someone was gonna slam a caked sized load of shtein in your face would you duck into the puke or take the poop facial? Duck

15. what would you rather have installed in your crib....a batting cage or a bowling alley? Bowling Alley

[Diomedes]

16.  drink your own urine for 500 bucks Yes

17.  Eat Placenta Sure, why not

18.  Choose, shoot your mother or your significant othter to save your life  No

19.  Let a dude wash your hair Sure

20.  Work on a King crab fishing boat Yes

[Diomedes]

21.  Let an effeminate man give you a blow job for $5,000 Yes

22.  Bang a fat homeless chick or Jessica Alba's 2 day old corpse. No

[Diomedes]

23.  Would you accept the General Manager position for the Philadelphia Eagles at your current salary and with the stipulation that you have to tongue Lurie's ass for 5 solid minutes every work day? No.  Even without the ass licking clause.  No want that job at all.

24.  If you could guarantee one Philadelphia "major" sports team would win their championship the next year with the stipulation that the other 3 have to move to another city, would you accept?  Which team would get the title, and which would have to leave?  Yes.  Eagles win Super Bowl, good riddance to the rest.

24a.  If you're a douche that doesn't root for all the Philly sports teams, would you accept an Eagles Super Bowl win if it meant all the players and coaches in all levels of all your other favorite teams were to spontaneously combust and go to hell? yes

[Diomedes]

25. Take credit for a great thing at work (or in school for you youngins) even though you had nothing to do with it? No
26. Sell a gift your spouse/girlfriend gave you? No.  Give it away, yes...if I didn't like it.  I'm not beholden to a goddamned gift.
27. Stroke off a cop to get out of a ticket that would cause you to lose your license? Yes.  Then I'd sue him out of his gun and get caked off by the city.
28. Post sex pictures of an ex g/f on the Internet to get even? No.
29. Waitress gives you the wrong bill for dinner and drinks -- $35 instead of $110. Pay and scram, or tell her?  Neither.  Pay 35 and tip $70
30. Threesome.  Two dudes and a chick. Sure

[ice grillin you]

dont play the game if youre not gonna answer every question pussee

and that goes for everyone

[Diomedes]

31) Would you rather have a great, fantastic life and not remember any of it, or have a completely miserable, boring life and remember every detail?

I'm drinking my way into the former, or at least the not remembering it part.  So yes.  The first option.

[Diomedes]

dont play the game if youre not gonna answer every question pussee

and that goes for everyone

I won't even think about killing my mother or my woman, so you'll just have to deal.