Would you...

[Father Demon]

I had to go into the office today, and I'm bored.  So here's a game.

1 ) Let a man give you a professional massage?
2) Get a manicure?
3) What about a pedicure?
4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet?
5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50?
6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it?
7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight?
Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000?
9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000?
10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you?

Answer, and add your own.

[ice grillin you]

I had to go into the office today, and I'm bored.  So here's a game.

1 ) Let a man give you a professional massage? - NO
2) Get a manicure? - NO
3) What about a pedicure? - NO
4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet? - NO
5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50? - NO
6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it? - YES
7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight? - NO
Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000? - YES
9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000? - YES
10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you? - NO

Answer, and add your own.

11. in exchange for enternal life would you have a tucan beak transplanted onto your face?

12. would you eat a live kitten if you could go back to being 10 years old knowing everything you currently know?

13. would you be in favor of instituting oral sex as a form of currency?

14. if you were suspended in a tank of puke up to your neck and someone was gonna slam a caked sized load of shtein in your face would you duck into the puke or take the poop facial?

15. what would you rather have installed in your crib....a batting cage or a bowling alley?

[Wingspan]

1 ) Let a man give you a professional massage? - no
2) Get a manicure? - yes (i did for my wedding, no polish...just a clean up job)
3) What about a pedicure? - no
4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet? - no
5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50? - no
6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it? - no
7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight? - yes
8 ) Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000? - no
9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000? - no
10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you? - yes

if you were suspended in a tank of puke up to your neck and someone was gonna slam a caked sized load of shtein in your face would you duck into the puke or take the poop facial?

[Father Demon]

1. No
2. No
3. No
4. Yes
5. No
6. Yes
7. I already have.  I hate that old bastich.
8. No
9. No
10. No
11. No
12. Yes
13. Yes, but only if I was the bill collector.
14. Duck into the puke.
15. Bowling alley. Drinking and bowling is easier than drinking and batting.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

1 ) Let a man give you a professional massage? - Nope.
2) Get a manicure? - Sure.  I never have had one and certainly wouldn't pay for one, but plenty of guys have their nails cut and cuticles trimmed or whatever.  No big deal.
3) What about a pedicure? - See above.  Why not... especially if the little AZN lady will give me a footrub.
4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet? - Yes, assuming the spider is non-poisonous.
5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50? - Ha!  Sure.
6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it? - In college, yes.  Now, no.
7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight? - No.  Why the hell would I do that?
Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000? - Nope.  Make it $100k, though, and my wife might make me do it.
9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000? - Yep.  As long as it's not my dog.
10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you? - Yes, but only if the colleague is a bigger douche than me to begin with.  I don't backstab honest, hardworking people.

1. in exchange for enternal life would you have a tucan beak transplanted onto your face?  Um.. no.  Plus, who really wants to live forever?

2. would you eat a live kitten if you could go back to being 10 years old knowing everything you currently know?  Hell no.  I wouldn't even do it without the kitten part.

3. would you be in favor of instituting oral sex as a form of currency?  Naturally, yes.

4. if you were suspended in a tank of puke up to your neck and someone was gonna slam a caked sized load of shtein in your face would you duck into the puke or take the poop facial?  Both.  Pile it on, bitches.

5. what would you rather have installed in your crib....a batting cage or a bowling alley?  Batting cage.  No contest.

[Seabiscuit36]

1 ) Let a man give you a professional massage? - NO
2) Get a manicure? - NO
3) What about a pedicure? - NO
4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet? - NO
5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50? - yes
6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it? - YES!
7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight? - Yes
Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000? - YES, if she was cool with it
9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000? - YES
10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you? - NO

11. in exchange for enternal life would you have a tucan beak transplanted onto your face? NO

12. would you eat a live kitten if you could go back to being 10 years old knowing everything you currently know? YES, I DO THAT NORMALLY

13. would you be in favor of instituting oral sex as a form of currency?HELL YES

14. if you were suspended in a tank of puke up to your neck and someone was gonna slam a caked sized load of shtein in your face would you duck into the puke or take the poop facial? IF IT WAS MY PUKE YES

15. what would you rather have installed in your crib....a batting cage or a bowling alley?BATTING CAGE, Bowling alleys are so passe

16.  drink your own urine for 500 bucks

17.  Eat Placenta

18.  Choose, shoot your mother or your significant othter to save your life

19.  Let a dude wash your hair

20.  Work on a King crab fishing boat

[rjs246]

1 ) Let a man give you a professional massage?
Yes. I'm usually asleep within 5 minutes of a massage starting anyway so what's the difference?

2) Get a manicure?
I don't have any problem with it, but I guarantee I'll never do it.

3) What about a pedicure?
Hahahahaahahaha, no one wants to go near these puppies.

4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet?
Daddy Longlegs? Yes. Hairy Tarantula-ish creepy. No.

5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50?
$50? No.

6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it?
No.

7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight?
Yes.

Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000?
Not nearly enough money to even consider.

9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000?
I'll run over YOUR dog for free.

10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you?
Yes.

11) In exchange for enternal life would you have a tucan beak transplanted onto your face?
I don't want to live forever. And I certainly don't want to live forever without the hope of getting laid.

12) Would you eat a live kitten if you could go back to being 10 years old knowing everything you currently know?
This question rules. I have no idea how to answer it.

13) Would you be in favor of instituting oral sex as a form of currency?
It clearly already is a form of currency.

14) If you were suspended in a tank of puke up to your neck and someone was gonna slam a caked sized load of shtein in your face would you duck into the puke or take the poop facial?
I think I go with the poop facial. Ugh.

15) What would you rather have installed in your crib....a batting cage or a bowling alley?
Bowling alley.

[Zanshin]

I had to go into the office today, and I'm bored.  So here's a game.

1 ) Let a man give you a professional massage?
Yes, but only because I know a guy who is a massage therapist.  A stranger would be weird.

2) Get a manicure?
No.

3) What about a pedicure?
No.

4) Eat a live 3" spider on a bet?
No.

5) Do the entire guitar solo from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in an air-guitar contest to win $50?
Didn't know it had a guitar solo.

6) farg a really, really fat chick and then tell your buddies about it?
Yes.

7) Piss on your neighbor's house at midnight?
Yes.

Cheat on your wife/girlfriend for $10,000?
No.

9) Run over a dog with your car for $10,000?
No.

10) Back stab a colleague at work to make yourself look better, if only one person knew it was you?
Never.


Answer, and add your own.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

16.  drink your own urine for 500 bucks - No.

17.  Eat Placenta - No.

18.  Choose, shoot your mother or your significant other to save your life - To save MY life?  Neither.

19.  Let a dude wash your hair - I'd prefer not.  No.

20.  Work on a King crab fishing boat - No.

[ice grillin you]

16.  drink your own urine for 500 bucks - yes

17.  Eat Placenta - No

18.  Choose, shoot your mother or your significant other to save your life - peace mom

19.  Let a dude wash your hair.  no

20.  Work on a King crab fishing boat - no

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

18.  Choose, shoot your mother or your significant other to save your life - peace mom

Ha!  I snorted a little.

[rjs246]

16.  drink your own urine for 500 bucks -
Yes.

17.  Eat Placenta -
Yes.

18.  Choose, shoot your mother or your significant other to save your life -
No.

19.  Let a dude wash your hair - 
Way too gay.

20.  Work on a King crab fishing boat -
Yes.

[SunMo]

21.  Let an effeminate man give you a blow job for $5,000

22.  Bang a fat homeless chick or Jessica Alba's 2 day old corpse.

[Seabiscuit36]

21.  Let an effeminate man give you a blow job for $5,000Did you mean Hbionic..Still No

22.  Bang a fat homeless chick or Jessica Alba's 2 day old corpse.Definitely Alba after Rigor

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

21.  Let an effeminate man give you a blow job for $5,000 - No.

22.  Bang a fat homeless chick or Jessica Alba's 2 day old corpse - No.