Quitting Smoking

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You have cancer of the femoral artery, Florida boy.

[Rome]

Cancer > shot in the dick.

[troyhstewart]

I haven't smoked in about 5 weeks, mainly because of a heart attack.

[rjs246]

So, uh, you had a heart attack? That doesn't cut into your bacon consumption does it?

[troyhstewart]

considering I rarely ate bacon, only a little.

[rjs246]

So are you saying that since I eat a whole lot of bacon that I am immune to heart attacks and generally indestructible otherwise?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I don't see any holes in that logic.

[rjs246]

That's because it's holeless.

[phattymatty]

so i just finished a 9-day trip, getting drunk in san antonio, los angeles, and vegas, and still have not had a cigarette.  i didn't think i could do it but i'm pretty sure i'm a non-smoker now.

however, i think my body is severely confused because i get nose bleeds about once a day now, and am coughing up some really nasty shtein.  i've been blaming it on the dryness of LA and vegas, but if blood keeps coming out of me, i might have to go to a doctor.  it would be so awesome if he told me i should start smoking.

[Zanshin]

Sounds like you traded smoking for coke.

[rjs246]

It sounds like your body finally has a chance to try to flush out the horrible shtein that you've been coating your lungs with. Both times that I went from regular smoker to mostly-quit-smoke-on-rare-occasions smoker I've gotten a zesty cough during the process with gross rainbow colors being hacked up. Sexy.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

It sounds like your body finally has a chance to try to flush out the horrible shtein that you've been coating your lungs with. Both times that I went from regular smoker to mostly-quit-smoke-on-rare-occasions smoker I've gotten a zesty cough during the process with gross rainbow colors being hacked up. Sexy.

2nd, especially on the SEXY.

[phattymatty]

Every time I blow my nose or spit a loogie it's covered in blood.  And it's really turning me on.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Every time I blow my nose or spit a loogie it's covered in blood.  And it's really turning me on.

Don't worry young-reformed-smoker Jedi. Soon you will learn the functions and generally bad ass things that your new found ability to cough up foul looking spiderwebs affords you.

[Sgt PSN]

Quitting smoking is easy.  I don't understand why people view it as a major accomplishment.  It's so easy in fact, that I've quit smoking at least 4 times in the last 6 months.