I want keyshawn johnson

Started by mlbsports23, May 01, 2007, 04:01:11 PM

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PoopyfaceMcGee

The top quarterback on this team had 180 completions last year. One. Hundred. Eighty.

That's only like 11 completed passes a game!


Jon Kitna had 372.  Three. Hundred. Seventy. Two.  OMGGETKITNA!

General_Failure

Silly, we don't need Kitna. We've got Kolb now!

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PhillyPhreak54

I think we should get Dietrich Jells back.

General_Failure

Kolb needs Keyshawn, though. Someone slow enough to not have the QB looking all over the place trying to find him as he adjusts to this fast-paced professional game. And while also running slow, he can catch. The perfect training wheels for your new franchise player.

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ice grillin you

if the eagles were closer to a superbowl i think keyshawn would be a good veteran to have...correct me if im wrong but does anyone on the eagle entire roster have a ring besides bethel johnson ...or if this was six years ago id take keyshawn

he would be of no value to the eagles now tho
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PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: ice grillin you on May 01, 2007, 08:58:49 PM
if the eagles were closer to a superbowl i think keyshawn would be a good veteran to have...correct me if im wrong but does anyone on the eagle entire roster have a ring besides bethel johnson ...or if this was six years ago id take keyshawn

he would be of no value to the eagles now tho

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Magical_Retard

Quote from: ice grillin you on May 01, 2007, 08:58:49 PM
if the eagles were closer to a superbowl i think keyshawn would be a good veteran to have...correct me if im wrong but does anyone on the eagle entire roster have a ring besides bethel johnson ...or if this was six years ago id take keyshawn

he would be of no value to the eagles now tho

he brings that edge and mental toughness that we lack for whenever mcnabb starts tearing up in the huddle about being booed.
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Marge: No hes a scientist
Homer: Batman is a scientist.
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BigEd76

QuoteKeyshawn Johnson might have to put his television career on hold. Word is there might be a pretty good market for him. The Eagles, Chargers, Giants and Titans are rumored to be among the teams that are at least thinking about pursuing Johnson.


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Quote from: BigEd76 on May 01, 2007, 11:59:18 PM
QuoteKeyshawn Johnson might have to put his television career on hold. Word is there might be a pretty good market for him. The Eagles, Chargers, Giants and Titans are rumored to be among the teams that are at least thinking about pursuing Johnson.



meshawn and plexiglass?  oh that's a match made in heaven.
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PhillyPhreak54

He'll end up in San Diego...I hope.

General_Failure

San Diego seems like the best fit for him.

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PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: BigEd76 on May 01, 2007, 11:59:18 PM
QuoteKeyshawn Johnson might have to put his television career on hold. Word is there might be a pretty good market for him. The Eagles, Chargers, Giants and Titans are rumored to be among the teams that are at least thinking about pursuing Johnson.



I guarantee the Eagles are listed just because of Reid's banter on Saturday.

Magical_Retard

i would hate to see him go to the giants. burress gives us enough problems with his height and he would be another tall target who can out leap our corners.
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Homer: Is it BATMAN!!??
Marge: No hes a scientist
Homer: Batman is a scientist.
Marge: Its not BATMAN!

PhillyPhreak54

They would still have Eli at QB though.

And Keyshawn is not a down field threat like Burress. He's a chain-moving type and pretty much has been his whole career.