Rest of Baseball Thread 2008

[MDS]

Dane Cook is slightly funnier than Carlos Mencia. And you are about as funny as igy is black.

[rjs246]

dane cook is rather clever, and so is rusty.

your attempt at internet sarcasm was about as strong as a minneapolis bridge

You're getting a big old bear hug when I see you next, big guy.

[SunMo]

i hope it's the kind where you hug my back

[rjs246]

Hugs from the inside?

[MDS]

SunMo flirts with everyone, he's such a tease.

[SunMo]

except you, i like them cut

[MDS]

That's a lie. We've been on the edge of something for years. Sooner or later we'll give into temptation.

[Geowhizzer]

Neifi Perez didn't learn.

[BigEd76]

A-Rod hit #500 today

[Geowhizzer]

Fox just reported that Joe Kennedy was just claimed off waivers by the Arizona Diamondbacks.

[BigEd76]

3rd waiver pickup in 2 days (Byung-Hyun Kim, Jeff Cirillo)

[BigEd76]

some guy with a giant bald head hit a HR or something.  Maybe ESPN will cover it.

[Rome]

Here's hoping someone with a high-powered rifle is scoping him out at this very second.

[Geowhizzer]

One of the most amazing things about Aaron was his consistency. 

He NEVER hit 50 homers, but hit 755 in his career.

You could take away every homer, and he'd still have over 3,000 hits (#3 lifetime after Rose and Cobb).

Incredible player, and even if some would rather bemoan Bonds as being an illegitimate successor, at least this gives Aaron an overdue heaping of praise for one of the most spectacular careers in the history of baseball.

[PhillyPhreak54]

His press conference was a joke too...pretending like he gives a shtein about ARod and Glavine...