Hire Jaws as an assistant?

DH · January 15, 2007, 01:31:05 PM

Seriously, why not? Could it really hurt?

He knows the personnel, the players, schemes and all that crap and spends his living analyzing tape for ESPN...why not pay him to do it for Reid? Just another intelligent football voice in the fat mans ear.

I ask again, could it really hurt?

Cerevant · January 15, 2007, 01:36:26 PM

Probably not, but as an assistant he probably wouldn't make as much as he makes as an analyst / NFL Films guy. What's in it for him?

Sgt PSN · January 15, 2007, 01:40:59 PM

Hire Jaws as Head Coach. zoom zoom zoom.

ice grillin you · January 15, 2007, 03:38:27 PM

id be all for it as i love jaws and it couldnt hurt to have him be some sort of advanced scout...a guy who film studies the upcoming opponents to look for weaknesses..but in the long run he wouldnt change much....the problem is with reid and reids faults are not gonna be found in preperation or something that takes place during the week

rjs246 · January 15, 2007, 03:41:47 PM

Reid is surrounded by smart football men on that sideline. Jaws would change nothing.

Cerevant · January 15, 2007, 03:47:48 PM

Excellent observations - Jaws would only help in the prep, which is actually Reid's strength. Who could help him on game day? If they put Reid up in the box and give game management to someone else, who would it be? I'm thinking it shouldn't be Marty "I'll take the wind" Morningwood, so who else would you consider?

Seabiscuit36 · January 15, 2007, 03:49:30 PM

I'd do it, except he has to give sarges moms glasses back

mussa · January 15, 2007, 03:55:53 PM

the only thing thats going to help is a bullet to the head of andy reid

MURP · January 15, 2007, 04:32:36 PM

Is this really what it has come to?

General_Failure · January 15, 2007, 05:55:37 PM

Get a guy that can't shut up to help a team that can't get plays in on time. I like this idea.

Magical_Retard · January 15, 2007, 06:00:30 PM

wouldnt it be awesome if every time on like a 3rd and 1 or something short where reid calls a pass or play action, mcnabb audibles out of it and just sneaks the ball in?

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 15, 2007, 06:29:38 PM

Quote from: General_Failure on January 15, 2007, 05:55:37 PM
Get a guy that can't shut up to help a team that can't get plays in on time.

with hilarious results

Quasimoto · January 16, 2007, 10:28:29 PM

Where can I get a pair of specs like Jaws? I have to admit he looks pretty fly in them.

Event Horizon · January 18, 2007, 07:17:16 PM

Only if you believe points come out of the AR pass, you dumbass, game.

Eagaholic · January 19, 2007, 01:15:39 AM

Quote from: Event Horizon on January 18, 2007, 07:17:16 PM
Only if you believe points come out of the AR pass, you dumbass, game.

Ooh, I like word puzzles. But I don't get this one.