The 2007 Offseason Thread

[Rome]

Hyperbole is overused on this board to the point of being completely ineffectual and unfunny.  It's a notch below gay jokes and soundly defeated by AIDS, z-OMG, and !&*!@%!4.

Add in "stangle me", "burn me", "stab me" & "launch xxxxx into the sun", 95% of our arsenal is gone, leaving only some unfunny references to ball gags & fleshlights.

We always have "dogs licking peanut butter off testicals" jokes to fall back on. 

[rjs246]

Hyperbole is overused on this board to the point of being completely ineffectual and unfunny.  It's a notch below gay jokes and soundly defeated by AIDS, z-OMG, and !&*!@%!4.

Add in "stangle me", "burn me", "stab me" & "launch xxxxx into the sun", 95% of our arsenal is gone, leaving only some unfunny references to ball gags & fleshlights.

Sounds like Beermonkey is not a fan of any of the lingo I've enriched your lives with. That makes me sad. Irately sad. And horny.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Beermonkey ... makes me ... horny.

[SunMo]

i don't just do AIDS jokes, i try to present them in a creative, different way each time. 

and i'm going to hell.

[Wingspan]

i don't just do AIDS jokes, i try to present them in a creative, different way each time. 

and i'm going to hell.

I shamefully admit to laughing at the recent AIDS tree one.

[mussa]

shut the hell up, all of you

[Feva]

no.

[SunMo]

a few times, people have posted where the Eagles have ranked in actual salary spending over the past few years.  i can't seem to find it though, so if whomever knows where it is, can find it and post it, i would appreciate it.

[The BIGSTUD]

Looks like our new SAM LB is available. The Giants cut Carlos Emmons according to PFT.com.

Cheap? Check
Injury-prone? Check
Knows the system? Check


Carlos Emmons welcome back to Philly.

Oh yeah, and Arrington and Petitgout were also cut.

[Rome]

I'm still waiting for Arrington & Trotter to play on the same field for the Eagles.

The meltdown that would ensue from G_F would be worth it.

[The BIGSTUD]

This probably means the Giants will end up drafting OLB in the first round. Probably Posluszny. 

[General_Failure]

I'm still waiting for Arrington & Trotter to play on the same field for the Eagles.

The meltdown that would ensue from G_F would be worth it.

I'll patiently wait with a bag of popcorn for the first time they run into each other trying to chase down a reverse.

[Beermonkey]

a few times, people have posted where the Eagles have ranked in actual salary spending over the past few years.  i can't seem to find it though, so if whomever knows where it is, can find it and post it, i would appreciate it.

You can find most of the info for 2004 & 2005 here, but you have to do the ranking yourself: NFLPA Research Documents

I think about 3 years ago, they were 2nd in overall salary expenditure, which was based on the NFLPA data.

At a quick glance, 2005 looks like they're towards the bottom 3rd ($73.1 million) for all players & well below the average payout of $82.5 million.

[Wingspan]

Dumb Stat:
Reno Mahe and Ryan Moats were the only 2 skill position players last season to not score a TD

[Feva]

If Mahe ran anything faster than a 6.2 40m, Moats would be the only one.  Of course, if Moats was able to outsmart a slab of concrete he probably would have scored one too.