Political Hippo Circle Jerk - America, farg YEAH!

[ice grillin you]

you cant make this stuff up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0OomdFloKI&feature=youtu.be

[SunMo]

this one is better...can't wait for the movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=642KbtSiMbA&feature=g-hist

[ice grillin you]

the republicans always like to say how they are the patriots and democrats are socialist america haters who would rather live in france...

yet if you followed most republican campaigns youd think the united states is the biggest hell hole on the planet

[MDS]

you cant make this stuff up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0OomdFloKI&feature=youtu.be

the farmer chick actually doesnt look too bad.

[rjs246]

That ad worked as far as I can tell. Not only do I want to vote for Matt Varilek, but I also want to party with him.

And yes I would hump the farmer's face.

[phattymatty]

pretty sure i was at that corn dog party.

[phattymatty]

so i know a little while ago i talked about my man love for bob schieffer and you guys made fun of me for it. rightly so. well tonight i was smashed even before i left to go out. when i got out front, bobby was there trying to get a cab. suited up on top, jeans and sneakers down below. i was like bob you did a great job the other night. he looked at me like he wanted me dead. i'm assuming he was mad because he had a long day and i saw like 4 cabs pass him without stopping. anyway, then the next cab came and i just walked out and took it while his hand was still up.

don't farg with me bob schieffer.

[MDS]

My party, unfortunately, is the bastion of those people -- not all of them, but most of them -- who are still basing their positions on race. Let me just be candid: My party is full of racists, and the real reason a considerable portion of my party wants President Obama out of the White House has nothing to do with the content of his character, nothing to do with his competence as commander-in-chief and president, and everything to do with the color of his skin, and that's despicable.

--Republican Lawrence Wilkerson

[phattymatty]

its 530 am. hello. normally i would talk about my penis but go obama.

[Rome]

so i know a little while ago i talked about my man love for bob schieffer and you guys made fun of me for it. rightly so. well tonight i was smashed even before i left to go out. when i got out front, bobby was there trying to get a cab. suited up on top, jeans and sneakers down below. i was like bob you did a great job the other night. he looked at me like he wanted me dead. i'm assuming he was mad because he had a long day and i saw like 4 cabs pass him without stopping. anyway, then the next cab came and i just walked out and took it while his hand was still up.

don't farg with me bob schieffer.

Even if this didn't happen it's still a top 5 phatty story ever.

[phattymatty]

ha wow i don't remember writing that but yeah i did take his cab yesterday. probably could have just said that and saved a million words.

[ice grillin you]

must watch


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7iek_4oPPw

[PhillyPhreak54]

The Des Moines Register endorsed Mittens; the first Republican endorsed by the paper since Nixon

[ice grillin you]

the first Republican endorsed by the paper since Nixon

so they have a good track record?

[General_Failure]

Or a lousy track record for backing winners.