Political Hippo Circle Jerk - America, farg YEAH!

[Eagles_Legendz]

John Edwards is a terrible candidate.  He's every bit as fake as Romney is accused of being.  It doesn't matter the situation he has the exact same schtick.  1) Talk about dead-liver-chick Natalie, 2) nail the guy who had the cleft pallet, 3) explain how all of his ancestors worked in a mill, 4) he doesn't take $ from lobbyists, 5) did I mention I fought for dead liver chick?

He is a one term senator in a state that hates him.  No one in NC likes him, he didn't accomplish ANYTHING in the Senate, and he has no charisma.  What is there to like?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Bill Clinton is now playing the race card and conceding that Obama has a good chance to win because of people voting on racial lines alone.

Stellar.  What a mess.


And yeah, Edwards was a useless Senator.  He made millions of dollars being one of the best "ambulance chaser" lawyers in the history of the state, if not the best... but it's hilarious that he talks about it as if it were his personal mission.  It's not like the guy donated the money to charity, either.  His house in Chapel Hill is the most expensive in the county, and there are a lot of expensive homes in that area.  Now, like anyone with a shteinload of money, like the Hollywood Democrats, he can be as benevolent as he wants.  It's easy to talk about eliminating poverty when you know it won't hurt your own extreme wealth.  Just to tack on for shteins and giggles, the guy is still pushing his campaign with his wife ailing of cancer and a clear zero chance to win.  He has to have the biggest ego of any candidate, Republican or Democrat, and that's saying a lot.

In closing, Edwards farging sucks.

[ice grillin you]

if people like you specifically
and a state like north carolina in general
who worshipped jesse helms
hates john edwards then thats good enough for me

[Rome]

Worst haiku ever?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

if people like you specifically
and a state like north carolina in general
who worshipped jesse helms
hates john edwards then thats good enough for me

I have a lot in common with John Edwards.  I fancy myself a bit of a narcissist, I love money, and I'd gladly use my time to fight the American class war if I had more of it.  I don't blink nearly as much, though.

I would also make a lousy President, but I guess I have your vote?

[rjs246]

I would also make a lousy President, but I guess I have your vote?

I, for one, would make an outstanding president. America's zombie preparedness would be unparalleled.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Yeah, but where would you increase revenue to pay for the plan?

[rjs246]

Yeah, but where would you increase revenue to pay for the plan?

Decreased military spending. Focus on sniper training, education and safety precautions. Fancy planes and tanks and bombs don't work against the zombie hordes, plus we really don't want to bomb our own land if we can help it. Besides, protecting the home land from the undead is much less expensive than trying to nation-build all over the map.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Your platform is more well-thought-out than I'd expected.  You have my vote.

[rjs246]

I spend a lot of time thinking about zombies.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Word is Hillary has decided not to accept defeat in South Carolina and will campaign the shtein out of it the next couple of days.

GET YO POPCORN RDY

[phattymatty]

so i guess she's going to come back to the state since she already left and was called out for it?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Yep.  She'll be stumping in Greenville today and Charleston tomorrow.

[rjs246]

Kucinich is out. Should be a few more votes for Obama.

[Diomedes]

Those of us who don't go for Paul first, yes.