Political Hippo Circle Jerk - America, farg YEAH!

[Phanatic]

How much will you make with each candidates tax plan? Even though it is biased it is accurate according to a fact check by CNN though it is incomplete. If you make over $250k a year it does not show you what your tax loss will be.

http://taxcut.barackobama.com

Fact check...

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/10/30/fact-check-does-obamas-tax-calculator-show-what-an-individuals-tax-cut-would-be/

I'm making $1300 more under Obama's plan then McCains. Also Obama has the house and senate's support of his tax plan so I'm thinking I might actually see that money at some point in the next 4 years.

I'm a  money lover too!!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

There was a good article this morning explaining that Obama has been seriously lacking in explaining how he's going to pay for things, saying that he will cut government programs that don't work... but not hinting at just what they might be.  Additionally, he has continued to extend his timetable for withdrawal of troops from Iraq.

But all that is a buzzkill I don't need right now.


PHILLIES ARE THE CHAMPS, BITCHES!

[ATV]

No, it's not just baseball. It's the gratification of a whole city being able to revel in a championship, to be able to call themselves a championship city. Something that most people here have never seen in their lifetime.

That sounds pathetic. Are you trying to say this the greatest thing that the city of Philadelphia has to offer? That a group of overpaid professional baseball players that supposedly represents the citizens Philadelphia defeated a bunch of other overpaid professional baseball players that supposedly represented the citizens of other cities?

When I was at Temple the Woman's fencing team won the NCAA championship. Nobody seemed to care (including myself). I'm guessing though that this team of students had a lot more to do with Philadelphia, better represented Philadelphia, than the Phillies.

[Seabiscuit36]

[General_Failure]

Who gives a crap about the Phillies, anyway? Back to politics, peons!

[ATV]

More hate...


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=791_1225370495

[shorebird]

http://www.youtube.com/v/qWSISfPuwXY

My kind of politics.

[hbionic]

Great tits on that little piece.

[Father Demon]

If I had a great ass, I could be Palin Dude.

Ahh, but to dream....

[hbionic]

You're not giving yourself enough credit. Plus, you have an enormous bulge.

[phillymic2000]

My students did their mock election yesterday (through the National Student Mock Election).  I'm interested in seeing how it turns out.

Are you at a Public school?

Suburb, or City?

[ice grillin you]

nice email my pops sent me...

Peace Out from the Blue States

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMD's turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines, 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastiches believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

Finally, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico.

Peace out,
Blue States

[Father Demon]

46% of all statistics are made up.

[phillymic2000]

You get all the fat chicks in Wisconsin too.

[ice grillin you]

better than the fat doods in kentucky