Random Bitching Monologues

[SD_Eagle5]

FYI there's a stomach virus making the rounds and I have it. Don't feel too zesty yet but I have a feeling I'm going to get the full effects tomorrow.

[Diomedes]

Thanks, I really needed that information.

[SD_Eagle5]

Thanks, I really needed that information.

'Random Bitching Monologues'

[Seabiscuit36]

Im fargin sick.  My doctor is from Columbia, she speaks good english but i'm the only caucasian person that goes to her.  I might be the only legal citizen too.  Everytime i call its a battle just to get the receptionist to understand what im saying. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

It's a pity there aren't other primary care doctors from which to choose.

[Seabiscuit36]

Where i'm at its nearly impossible to get other doctors.  I went to my Pediatrician until i was 23, had to get another doc at that point.  I called around everywhere i called had a waiting period just to meet the doctors roughly 1-2 months out, and i was sick that day.  My pediatrician recommended my now doctor and it was great when she first setup shop, but now its like going to a mexican market. 

[SunMo]

i don't like the way that Souderton was portrayed in this thread...you're all dead

[Susquehanna Birder]

FYI there's a stomach virus making the rounds and I have it. Don't feel too zesty yet but I have a feeling I'm going to get the full effects tomorrow.

It's going around here, too. Gotta keep taking the vitamins and being damned near OCD with the hand washing.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Why do some guys feel the need to converse while they're standing at a urinal? I feel kind of vulnerable, what with my johnson hanging out and all...so I really don't feel compelled to strike up a discussion with the guy standing next to me.

[Rome]

There are rules about taking a piss at a urinal and talking to a perfect stranger next to you is one of them.

I don't care how your team is doing nor do I care where you're from.  The only thing I'm concerned with is not pissing on my hands or on my shoes at that moment.  In other words, shut it.

[SD_Eagle5]

FYI there's a stomach virus making the rounds and I have it. Don't feel too zesty yet but I have a feeling I'm going to get the full effects tomorrow.

It's going around here, too. Gotta keep taking the vitamins and being damned near OCD with the hand washing.

I made the stupid mistake of going to the gym and trying to work out. Did 1 set and nearly fell over. I get extra dumb points for going back after getting some water to try another set.

[Seabiscuit36]

I wish our urinals here at work had the walls separating each pisser.  The other bathrooms do, but not my friggin wing of the building

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I like to stand a good 3 feet from the wall when at a urinal.  Before I start, I usually look around the room and scream, "Hide the women and children... it's about to blooowwwww!"  That is incredibly accurate.

[Seabiscuit36]

In grade school it was common place to have pissing contests to see who could fire the longest distance accurately.

[rjs246]

I've seen phattymatt piss across a street. I'm not shteinting you. Curb to curb. Never would have thought it was possible.