Random Bitching Monologues

[Diomedes]

A place to bitch and commiserate, without iceholes trying to lecture you or give you their stinking advice.

Enjoy.

[Sgt PSN]

It really pisses me off when people complain about something and then when I throw in my 2 cents they complain about that too.  bastiches. 

[Diomedes]

I'm on the train this morning and there's a dude about 20 feet from me clipping his goddamned fingernails.   Click.  Click.

farg, MAN!  DO THAT shtein AT HOME!!

[Father Demon]

I worked 18 hours yesterday, including flying back home from Denver and getting home at midnight.  I took today as a vacation day, and I have still received about 5 phone calls and a deadline that "has to get done today".

Just because the sales pukes don't have the sack to tell a customer it has to wait until next week, should cause me to miss a vacation day.  Especially when I'm maxed out and need to burn time or lose it.

[Quasimoto]

My cereal was too soggy this morning.

[Beermonkey]

I hate slow, fat women who stand on the escalator & refuse to move their feet until their lard asses are deposited directly on the landing. Take a farging step or two you slugs.


A special farg you to sloppy cows that stop in doorways to talk & block people from getting past.

[Sgt PSN]

I may have to work this weekend because a couple of douchebag recruiters in my office can't make their quota. 

[Seabiscuit36]

I hate the douchebags that cant go around a corner in the building without taking the inside corner.  I think hallways at work are like a highway, these lazy bastiches cant take an extra 4 steps to the outside and instead run into you or give you a dirty look.   

[MURP]

[Butchers Bill]

You know how your job and your wife are different?

You job still sucks after five years.

[Sgt PSN]

Does anyone else find it incredibly distracting when you are driving at night and are behind a vehicle that has a video monitor with a movie or something playing? 

[mussa]

especially porn 

[SD_Eagle5]

I hate drivers who turn slow. Whatever happened to slowing down but continuing to turn in one fluid motion? Now drivers virtually stop, turn their wheels, then crawl into the next lane. I almost rear-ended someone today because they took 3 hours to make a farging turn.
Also, women are bad drivers, awful, all of them. What makes them even worse is when they're on their damn cell phones. Everytime I'm cut off or some ignorant bastich is all over the road it never fails to be a women on a cell phone. I was in a rush to try to make it to my girlfriends house before the start of the second half of the Eagles game when this stupid bitch in front of me was all over the road, then she was in the middle of the regular lane and the turning lane so I couldn't get over to make my turn. I drove alongside of her and her farging soccer mom mini-van and she was on her cell phone, so I popped her the finger. Didn't think about it till after I drove away but there were kids in the van, I didn't feel the least bit guilty because that dumb bitch shouldn't be allowed to drive.

[Tomahawk]

I'm on the train this morning and there's a dude about 20 feet from me clipping his goddamned fingernails.   Click.  Click.

farg, MAN!  DO THAT shtein AT HOME!!

There's a motherfarger two cubes away who does the same thing. The silver lining (if any optimism is allowed on this thread) is when he does it, it's an automatic smoke break, and I love me some cigarettes.

[hbionic]

I hate how I can never find scotch tape without hairs.