Random Bitching Monologues

[Sgt PSN]

I hate how I can never find scotch tape without hairs.

I told you to stop carrying it around in your shorts dude.  It's not fooling anyone. 

[hbionic]

I'm just scard to take it off. Last time I did that, my balls were bleeding for a couple of days.

[Susquehanna Birder]

I'm on the train this morning and there's a dude about 20 feet from me clipping his goddamned fingernails.   Click.  Click.

farg, MAN!  DO THAT shtein AT HOME!!

There's a motherfarger two cubes away who does the same thing. The silver lining (if any optimism is allowed on this thread) is when he does it, it's an automatic smoke break, and I love me some cigarettes.

The guy next to me does that. And he sucks his teeth after he eats something. And sometimes he flosses. Dude does everything loud. I'm thankful for my iPod.

[NGM]

I'm on the train this morning and there's a dude about 20 feet from me clipping his goddamned fingernails.   Click.  Click.

farg, MAN!  DO THAT shtein AT HOME!!

There's a motherfarger two cubes away who does the same thing. The silver lining (if any optimism is allowed on this thread) is when he does it, it's an automatic smoke break, and I love me some cigarettes.

The guy next to me does that. And he sucks his teeth after he eats something. And sometimes he flosses. Dude does everything loud. I'm thankful for my iPod.

You don't even have to listen to it at a reasonable volume.

Has anyone else noticed that over the past several years pedestrians and cyclists got together and decided that they own the road?  I was driving to work yesterday morning and two old ladies were walking half out in the street against traffic.  Now I understand that when you are walking on roads you are supposed to go against traffic but these wrinkled old hags didn't so much as think about moving closer to the shoulder.  I had to go in the other lane just to pass them.  I should have gotten out and showed them the business end of my pimp hand.

[Seabiscuit36]

I hate Vorp

[Susquehanna Birder]

Has anyone else noticed that over the past several years pedestrians and cyclists got together and decided that they own the road?  I was driving to work yesterday morning and two old ladies were walking half out in the street against traffic.  Now I understand that when you are walking on roads you are supposed to go against traffic but these wrinkled old hags didn't so much as think about moving closer to the shoulder.  I had to go in the other lane just to pass them.  I should have gotten out and showed them the business end of my pimp hand.

As I left for work this morning - in the rain - there was a guy taking his walk through the development. Normally I don't care about that stuff, but this guy was dressed in all-dark clothing, and he was walking in the street. Which is really strange considering that we have sidewalks. I think that the guy wanted to get hit.

[mussa]

I have been helping a friend out in the evenings working at his shope. there is a lottery machine in the place. first off, people who play the lottery daily are all ignorant low lifes. a lady walks in and is at the money machine for scratch offs. bitch is on her hands free phone talking at the top of her lungs, bitching. i hate people who use them in publc. i think its smart to use it when your driving, but if you can't hold a phone to your head and talk when walking around then you shouldn't have a phone. not only is it rude, but its freaky. they catch you off guard for a split second before you realize its not you who they are talking to. i just feel like crushing that little ear device into their ears with my knee.

[T_Section224]

i've decided i need to cop an butter joint, can anyone point me in the right direction?

[Sgt PSN]

i've decided i need to cop an butter joint, can anyone point me in the right direction?

Joints-o-butter made for copping

[Susquehanna Birder]

Same idiot was walking in the neighborhood this morning. In the fog. The voices in my head tell me to turn the car toward him...

Farging people in the office are being loud as hell today. Can't they tell I'm trying to not work?

[Susquehanna Birder]

Why do people put counters on their web pages? It was an interesting thing 10 years ago...but now I don't care that I was the 900th visitor to a lame-ass site.

[NGM]

Same idiot was walking in the neighborhood this morning. In the fog. The voices in my head tell me to turn the car toward him...

Farging people in the office are being loud as hell today. Can't they tell I'm trying to not work?

Please kill him.  Succeed where I am a coward.

[ice grillin you]

people who dont wave thank you when you let them go in front of you in heavy traffic and instead act like they made some kind of power move to sqeeze in

[Seabiscuit36]

Or people who dont acknowlege you when you stop pace and hold a door open for them. 

[phattymatty]

people who write farging checks at the grocery store.