Donte' Stallworth

Diomedes · February 18, 2007, 10:52:40 PM

The problem is that we've all posted drunk--which includes some strange typos and all--but we all know there's a big difference between drunk typing and "trying to be like stilloncrack-drunk" typing.

Sgt PSN · February 18, 2007, 10:56:09 PM

Natural progression of drinking:

Wine Coolers/Zima (Tee Ball)
Jungle Juice (High School)
Beer (College)
Shots w/beer chasers (A)
Cocktails (AA)
Shots w/no chasers (AAA)
Straight alcohol (Major Leagues)

Munson, go see a plastic surgeon and tell him you want to get an Addasettome.

Eagaholic · February 19, 2007, 12:11:03 AM

I need to know - where does shaving lotion fit into the general scheme? I'm hoping 'all-star'.

I'll bet Garrett and Britt will be qualifying before long too.

Munson · February 19, 2007, 01:29:53 AM

I sometimes wonder what you guys define as "jungle juice". It's not like I'm mixing 80 proof shtein into a drink. Vodka's easy goin down. Everclear...eh not so much. Fire water, I've had it straight plenty of times, not my cup of tea. I prefer it with some red kool aid and a dash of mountain dew. Tastey way to get drunk fast without developing a gut from drinking too much.

Beer's great if you got the time to take down enough to get you drunk, but I'm not that patient. It's useful to keep my buzz going throughout the night, but if I have a choice between some shots of vodka/some jack or brandy/a few cups of jungle juice.....or some cans of beer...I'm choosing the former. Beer pong and keg stands not withstanding. I'm sorry if beer is what all the cool guys with guts here wanna drink....but really all it is to the 18-24 bracket is a cheap means of supplying larger parties and a substance to play drinknig games with.

This all belongs in the drinking thread. I probably would have went there the other night but I wasn't really concerned with navigating my way around the MB, and I remembered for about 30 seconds that the Eagles better sign Donte Stallworth. Which, at this point in my sober life, still needs to happen.

rjs246 · February 19, 2007, 09:11:49 AM

Is there any way to put a limit on the number of words Munson is allowed to use per post? I think everyone would benefit, especially him since the more he types the farging dumber he sounds.

SunMo · February 19, 2007, 09:14:49 AM

i m soo23 drinumnk !#@!

General_Failure · February 19, 2007, 10:13:10 AM

We can put the character limit for posts at any limit. 1 sounds pretty good.

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Sgt PSN · February 19, 2007, 01:25:47 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on February 19, 2007, 09:11:49 AM
Is there any way to put a limit on the number of words Munson is allowed to use per post? I think everyone would benefit, especially him since the more he types the farging dumber he sounds.

Long winded diatribes are all teh rave!#@&#^!*@!@$(@!!###

Burp

methdeez · February 19, 2007, 02:22:32 PM

Quote from: Munson on February 17, 2007, 10:11:08 PM
Edit: Stallworth has said he wants a 5 or 6 year deal. Keeping that in mind, imagine you're an NFL GM, or the EAgles GM if you wish. How much are you willing to pay him for 5-6 years?

Length is almost meaningless. Teams perfer length with a contract with a big SB so it lessens the cap hit ever year.
The size of the SB is all that matters (and the amount of base salary too, I guess).

phillywin2k5 · February 20, 2007, 04:24:53 PM

if the Eagles dont resign Stallworth its a waste of an offseason, Garcia would be nice but Feely can probably hold down the fort until McNabb is ready, just committ to the run. Hopefully the Eagles get a friendly beginning of schedule

mussa · February 20, 2007, 04:43:23 PM

Quote from: phillywin2k5 on February 20, 2007, 04:24:53 PM
if the Eagles dont resign Stallworth its a waste of an offseason, Garcia would be nice but Feely can probably hold down the fort until McNabb is ready, just committ to the run. Hopefully the Eagles get a friendly beginning of schedule

JUST! HA!

SunMo · February 21, 2007, 08:43:05 AM

to quote Heckert on Comcast SportsNight

"Donté's a young guy that's had some injury concerns, and he wasn't super productive last year..."

ice grillin you · February 21, 2007, 08:47:11 AM

par for the course since the season ended....i cant believe donte hears all this stuff and is still in the media saying how much he loves it here...hes gotta be taking the high road...he cannot be happy about the constant pot shots taken at him over the last month...at this point i almost hope he goes...well not really but truth be told the eagles dont deserve him

SunMo · February 21, 2007, 08:50:12 AM

he did say after the "super productive" part that he did a good job last year. but i couldn't believe it when i heard it. Heckert/Andy/Banner/Lurie they're all the same person, and it's why that group will probably never win a SB.

Diomedes · February 21, 2007, 08:52:06 AM

Quote from: ice grillin you on February 21, 2007, 08:47:11 AM....i cant believe donte hears all this stuff and is still in the media saying how much he loves it here...hes gotta be taking the high road...

For a few months of taking the high road, he could see extra dollars wherever he signs, just for playing the game the way massa likes it played.