The Triumphant Return - Giants v Eagles HAIKUS

[phattymatty]

Jason Short is nuts
his powerful nipples will
explode on contact

[Geowhizzer]

Trouble for Eli
Cole, Kearse, Howard and the boys
Will Destroy Manning

[QB Eagles]

Some topical Giant haikus:

For the men in blue,
This game will be uglier
Than Gappy's divorce

Two Giant falsehoods:
Roy Simmons says he's straight now.
Eli's off the sauce.

Bad news for Giants:
Next season, Tiki will be
Playing for Fox News

[Sgt PSN]

Some topical Giant haikus:

For the men in blue,
This game will be uglier
Than Gappy's divorce

Two Giant falsehoods:
Roy Simmons says he's straight now.
Eli's off the sauce.

Bad news for Giants:
Next season, Tiki will be
Playing for Fox News

That's kind of funny
But I think you should know that
2 links don't work right

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

How good is Eli?
Not quite as good as Peyton,
Birds prove it again.

No picks of Dave Carr
Dawkins needs the ball to live
Then he'll kill people

[phattymatty]

strahan and sehorn
tiki barber and eli
giants love the gays

[Feva]

How to stop Tiki?
Just let McCoy lay the hit,
Fumbleman returns.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

White linebackers rule!
Birds start one, Giants start none
Eagles win by twelve

[RezRob]

            
  Gaps alternative
lifestyle in question
  Garthia boner
           

[phattymatty]

eags played pretty well
dominated entire game
game lasts four quarters?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I think the return
Of the haiku tradition
Caused the Birds to lose

(my bad)