The Triumphant Return - Giants v Eagles HAIKUS

Started by PoopyfaceMcGee, September 12, 2006, 02:27:55 PM

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rjs246

#15
September 12, 2006, 07:16:14 PM Last Edit: September 12, 2006, 07:18:01 PM by rjs246
Em pee mcgraw sure
Likes him some Burrell penis
Is bad at Haiku
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#16
September 12, 2006, 07:16:24 PM
Coughlin, for some reason
Tried passing more than running
While playing the Colts

This doesn't make sense
Because Tiki is the best.
Hyperbole owns.

mpmcgraw

#17
September 12, 2006, 07:29:35 PM
VFU for prez bitches
what rjs dont know is
burrell's penis tastes strangely like his



ha!

rjs246

#18
September 12, 2006, 07:35:27 PM
Are you saying that
You have had my penis in
Your mouth? Off the nuts.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#19
September 12, 2006, 08:04:51 PM
Back on subject now:
The Eagles will kill the Gnats
'Cuz Jay Short is death

Diomedes

#20
September 12, 2006, 09:09:35 PM
haiku for Hoyda
write me a goddamned sonnet
I'll stand up and clap.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

QB Eagles

#21
September 12, 2006, 09:13:59 PM
Football gods angry
Lack of haikus won week 1
Now the Birds will lose

MDS

#22
September 12, 2006, 09:43:31 PM
I will be happy
If Eagles win, I'd rather
see all of you die
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

JTrotter Fan

#23
September 12, 2006, 09:45:41 PM
Strahan won't get a
gift wrapped sack instead he'll get
5's nuts on his chin
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

rjs246

#24
September 12, 2006, 11:52:03 PM
Em dee ess licks balls,
But as we all know, licks no
Hairy moose knuckle.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

rjs246

#25
September 12, 2006, 11:55:11 PM
Quote from: Second Coming on September 12, 2006, 09:45:41 PM
Strahan won't get a
gift wrapped sack instead he'll get
5's nuts on his chin

I'd say that if you
Remove the apostrophe
This is funnier

Five nuts on one chin
Is funnier than only
Dmac's hairy brain.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

BigEd76

#26
September 13, 2006, 12:03:10 AM
My miserable
attitude is refreshing.
Bow your head, F'ers.

For the game itself,
McNabb to Stallworth a lot
Eagles win by 10

The BIGSTUD

#27
September 13, 2006, 03:39:26 AM
Jeremy Shockey
Enjoys raping little boys
While Eli watches

Pressuring Manning
Is the key to victory
'cause of their weapons
Calling it right on the $ since day one.
Just pointing laughing, and living it up while watching the Miami Heat stink it up.

shorebird

#28
September 13, 2006, 06:35:59 AM
Giants are in trouble
McNabb goes deep to Stallworth
Eagles win again

Feva

#29
September 13, 2006, 06:38:01 PM
Big game this Sunday
Eagles can make a statement
Taking back the East
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews
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