1500 add'l tickets available for every home game

[PhillyGirl]

Is football the sport where there is a round ball?

I mean, I'm just some idiot chick, I have no idea.

Please...someone educate me.

[General_Failure]

I don't suppose you would know who's got them up on eBay, now would you.

[Sgt PSN]

Is football the sport where there is a round ball?

I mean, I'm just some idiot chick, I have no idea.

Please...someone educate me.

Well, for starters, if you're not in the kitchen you're wrong. 

[General_Failure]

Is football the sport where there is a round ball?

I mean, I'm just some idiot chick, I have no idea.

Please...someone educate me.

[ttllabtoof]

See, that's the thing though.  No one wants to talk to you. 

There is no one hear smart enough to put thoughts together is what you are saying.  And I do agree with that.  And we are not really "talking" we are typing.  I am deeply hurt that no one wants to talk to me, and yet the last 20 posts are people talking to me.

Do you see the irony there?  After you look up "irony", you may talk to me if you want.

[General_Failure]

He can't talk to you, he can only type to you. Stupid.

[Feva]

Is football the sport where there is a round ball?

I mean, I'm just some idiot chick, I have no idea.

Please...someone educate me.

It's... it's actually an oblong ball. 

[ttllabtoof]

I don't suppose you would know who's got them up on eBay, now would you.

No clue.  But I know the person bidding on them is not real bright.

[Feva]

See, that's the thing though.  No one wants to talk to you. 

There is no one hear smart enough to put thoughts together is what you are saying.  And I do agree with that.  And we are not really "talking" we are typing.  I am deeply hurt that no one wants to talk to me, and yet the last 20 posts are people talking to me.

Do you see the irony there?  After you look up "irony", you may talk to me if you want.

Actually, no one gives a shtein enough about it or you to entertain any conversation with you.

[General_Failure]

Is football the sport where there is a round ball?

I mean, I'm just some idiot chick, I have no idea.

Please...someone educate me.

It's... it's actually an oblong ball. 

It's a prolate sphereoid. GOD! Fargin' idiots around here...

[ttllabtoof]

Actually, no one gives a shtein enough about it or you to entertain any conversation with you.

OK, thanks.  But you are so wrong it makes you look dumber than the rest of the crowd.  Way to stand out.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Dude...shut the farg up. Either go protest outside the NovaCare Complex, ring WIP off the hook or write a goddamn letter to Jeff Lurie and Joe Banner. Or maybe you'll finally get that Daily News expose you were bragging about awhile ago.

We get it. The system sucks. I hate it because I get jipped every year just like every other "true fan". Go sell a kidney on the black market like me so you can go to the Dallas game. We only need one to survive.

I don't need to sell body parts to get tickets.  So go cry to someone else, ditch digger.

Try thinking for yourself, and don't be the mindless lemming that you come off as.

Anyone seen my shovel? My backhoe ran out of gas. I need to dig this ditch by hand. I might get cut off though because I don't know if they have wi-fi hot spots under the roads.

Go kill yourself.

[Seabiscuit36]

You hear that Feva You Wrong.  This guy speaks the Troof.  The muthafarging truth.  All hail the tards that are Tllabaloof and Moats23.  Shortbuses for everyone. 

[Feva]

Actually, no one gives a shtein enough about it or you to entertain any conversation with you.

OK, thanks. But you are so wrong it makes you look dumber than the rest of the crowd. Way to stand out.

Hey... I gotta be good at something, and not everyone's talented enough to be such an annoying dipshtein as yourself.  Congrats.

[ttllabtoof]

Go kill yourself.

Right back at you.