Scalpers Choking on Their Tickets

[General_Failure]

All of the a-holes that like to take shots at me are TERRORISTS.

Fixed.

[General_Failure]

Banner loves his chaw.

[mpmcgraw]

This thread makes my ears bleed.

[mpmcgraw]

...but they bleed for you. 

[Beermonkey]

Huh. A scalping/RazorGator thread by ttllabtoof. Who woulda thunk it?

Is this Joe Banner?  Secret is out dirt bag.

I'm new to this. What is the secret?

[Geowhizzer]

Huh. A scalping/RazorGator thread by ttllabtoof. Who woulda thunk it?

Is this Joe Banner?  Secret is out dirt bag.

I'm new to this. What is the secret?

The Eagles are scalping tickets to buy expensive oil from Islamic terrorist organizations, who then are funneling the money to the syndicate that hired Lee Harvey Oswald to kill Kennedy, buried Jimmy Hoffa in the Meadowlands, and created the TV show Manimal.

[General_Failure]

Wait, wait, wait. How does money come in to all of this?

[SunMo]

No, they are simply scalping their tickets to make more money in spite of their fans.  Its pretty obvious to anyone who understands the issue.

kill yourself, queerbait.

[Beermonkey]

The Eagles are scalping tickets to buy expensive oil from Islamic terrorist organizations, who then are funneling the money to the syndicate that hired Lee Harvey Oswald to kill Kennedy, buried Jimmy Hoffa in the Meadowlands, and created the TV show Manimal.

No, they are simply scalping their tickets to make more money in spite of their fans.  Its pretty obvious to anyone who understands the issue.

So you are saying that the Eagles organization is scalping? I thought it was the same season ticket owners & ticket/travel agencies who have been reselling the ones they owned for years. Are you saying that the Eagles get a slice of the profit off the resell price?

I'm not busting your nuts, because I'm on the shtein end of buying tickets myself, but what proof do you have that the Eagles are selling their unused tickets to Razorgator & profiting off the sales over face value?

[General_Failure]

I'm so confused. Does anyone have a flowchart? PowerPoint presentation, maybe?

[General_Failure]

You're all stupid. Otherwise, you wouldn't be here.

[ttllabtoof]

So you are saying that the Eagles organization is scalping? I thought it was the same season ticket owners & ticket/travel agencies who have been reselling the ones they owned for years. Are you saying that the Eagles get a slice of the profit off the resell price?

I'm not busting your nuts, because I'm on the shtein end of buying tickets myself, but what proof do you have that the Eagles are selling their unused tickets to Razorgator & profiting off the sales over face value?

I'm not saying the Eagles are scalping their own tickets.  THE EAGLES ARE SAYING THEY SCALP THEIR OWN TICKETS.  Go to the eagles web page and you are directed to RazorGator, A TICKET SCALPER.

Now why would an NFL team get in bed with a tickets scalper if they weren't getting a slice of the profits?  What could they possibly get other than that, to break their own rule of ticket scalping for Eagles games?  You do not need to be a rocket scientist to figure this out.

You want proof?  How's this......last year once the Eagles are out of the race for the playoffs, 100s if not 1000 of tickets are released for all of the remaining home games.  Now everyone knows that every game is sold out for the season.  So where do the Eagles come up with 1000s of tickets to sell people on their wait list, to games that were supposedly sold out?  They were the tickets the Eagles gave to RazorGator that no one was buying when the team tanked.  And there were entire rows of tickets together (24 seats in one row for the Giants game).  Why aren't those tickets in the hands of Eagles fans as season tickets?

And if you go out to RazorGator right now, there are sets of tickets for every game that number up to 20 together.  Which season ticket holder gets 20 tickets together?  Why would the Eagles sell 20 tickets together to someone who puts every one of them on a scalpign site?

When check out eBay.  Why are sellers in Florida, California and Texas selling hundreds of tickets to games in Philadelphia?  The Eagles have put themselves in a position where they can't stop the scalping of tickets and the raping of their own fans, because THE EAGLES are doing it too.

There is all the proof any normal thinking, non apologist, non scalper needs.  The knuckleheads that try to shout that down are SCALPERS themselves.  This organization is so corrupt its sickening.  And many of the mindless lemmings that follow them can't see it.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Anyone who signs up for a premium CF account gets a free King Koybra bumper sticker.

In.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Huh. A scalping/RazorGator thread by ttllabtoof. Who woulda thunk it?

Is this Joe Banner?  Secret is out dirt bag.

Yes, I am Joe. And while I'm typing this I am rolling around naked in a pile of tickets. Tickets that you can't have. Oh, look! Dallas tickets. Hmmm...where can I get rid of these. I know - RazorGator.com!!

[Rome]