Eagles @ Ravens Game Thread

Started by The BIGSTUD, August 17, 2006, 07:17:07 PM

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pinoyboy2pt0

We should give Thorn a bat, take it back from him and beat him over the head with it.
Pass.  Pass. Pass. PUNT.  No pro bowl WR's.  Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  Retarded special teams.  Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  "I've got to do a better job."  Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  Running game shines for 3 plays. Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  No adjustments anywhere.  Pass.  Pass. Pass. PUNT.  (repeat)

General_Failure

2 minute warning. This is gonna be an amazing comeback.

The man. The myth. The legend.

General_Failure

Chang loses roughly 50 yards on a sack.

The man. The myth. The legend.

pinoyboy2pt0

Pat McCoy just got bizzurned, Chang sacked.
Pass.  Pass. Pass. PUNT.  No pro bowl WR's.  Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  Retarded special teams.  Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  "I've got to do a better job."  Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  Running game shines for 3 plays. Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  No adjustments anywhere.  Pass.  Pass. Pass. PUNT.  (repeat)

Magical_Retard

Marge: I have someone who can help you!
Homer: Is it BATMAN!!??
Marge: No hes a scientist
Homer: Batman is a scientist.
Marge: Its not BATMAN!

General_Failure

Carl Ford makes a nice jumping chest grab for a first down.

The man. The myth. The legend.

pinoyboy2pt0

20-10 Balt.

about to be 21-20 with Chang and Gaffney in there.
Pass.  Pass. Pass. PUNT.  No pro bowl WR's.  Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  Retarded special teams.  Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  "I've got to do a better job."  Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  Running game shines for 3 plays. Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  No adjustments anywhere.  Pass.  Pass. Pass. PUNT.  (repeat)

General_Failure

22 seconds left in this slopfest. McCoy is being walked off the field, the trainers are taking a good look at his windburns.

The man. The myth. The legend.

General_Failure

Jenkins with a nice grab, goes behind the 1sts down marker, cuts around a defender, and picks up the first again.

The man. The myth. The legend.

General_Failure

Sampy catches one on the sideline to stop the clock.

The man. The myth. The legend.

pinoyboy2pt0

Chang will take us to the promised land.
Pass.  Pass. Pass. PUNT.  No pro bowl WR's.  Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  Retarded special teams.  Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  "I've got to do a better job."  Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  Running game shines for 3 plays. Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  No adjustments anywhere.  Pass.  Pass. Pass. PUNT.  (repeat)

General_Failure

Chang throws one too low to Marty Johnson.

The man. The myth. The legend.

General_Failure

Incomplete pass to the 15, tipped up by the Ravens and nobody came up with it. Game over.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Rome

A few things...

The 1st team offense looked alright.  I was hoping for much more from the WR's.

The team just isn't the same without Westbrook out there.

The 1st team defense looked pretty pedestrian.  They did a good job keeping the Ravens off the board but it's pretty clear that Rayburn has no business starting.  Get Bunkley in there with the 1's and see what he can do.

Buckhalter looked pretty average other than his big play.  Nice to see him out there, of course, but expecting much from him is a huge stretch.


As for the second teamers, Juqua Thomas was a force out there.   Bunkley looked good as well.  Matt Ware looked great on one play and clueless on the next.  What else is new?  Lewis dropped a ball in traffic after taking a nice shot by a backup cornerback.  Way to lay it on the line, scrub.

Detmer should not be on this team any longer.  The pass he underthrew to Lewis was a joke.  If he can't throw the ball more than 40 yards in the air, then what the hell is he still doing out there?  Cut him loose and get a competent 3rd stringer.  Anyone would be preferable to him at this point.

Gaither looked good to me.  I loved his special teams hit even though he left the line early.  Who cares, though?  He got noticed and that's what he's out there for.

Moats looked like shtein.  I know he's playing with the 2's but still, pee-you.

Karate Man looked good as did Diggler.


In short, a miserable night of preseason drudgery.


PS: The ETN crew is an absolute joke.  The pbp idiot constantly referring to Spadaro as "spuds" is enough to make me want to jam a lit stick of dynamite in his mouth.   Jaworski is annoying as usual and the camera work was atrocious.

An embarrassment of epic proportions out there.

pinoyboy2pt0

The suckfest is over 20-10 bmore.

Max Jean-Giles seemed to be doing better.

When Hank was in at G earlier...was he replacing The Todd?
Pass.  Pass. Pass. PUNT.  No pro bowl WR's.  Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  Retarded special teams.  Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  "I've got to do a better job."  Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  Running game shines for 3 plays. Pass. Pass. Pass. PUNT.  No adjustments anywhere.  Pass.  Pass. Pass. PUNT.  (repeat)