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Started by Wingspan, June 27, 2006, 01:29:27 PM

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shorebird

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I only watch Fox News.

...at the American Legion with all my repub buddies. We eat peanuts and spit tobacco. We all wear camo and lie about how big the buck was we shot at but missed because we were too drunk to shoot straight. We all see who can belch and fart the loudest while slinging racial slurs. Last Friday I had free draft Bud's bought for me because I was able to belch out the N-word the loudest. When Fox news comes on every other word is "Farging Democrats!". Sean Hannity is a God in the American Legion and the name Obama is uttered with the same disgust one would talk about a cockroach or rat. We drink draft beer out of red solo cups hand painted with the Rebel flag. We all have big wallets with chains attaching them to our wrangler jeans. Mud gets kicked onto the floor from our Red Wing work boots and it isn't a drop in the bucket to the mud that is slung all over our 4-wheel drives in the parking lot, most of which have the rebel flag in the rear window with a few Obama worst prez ever bumper stickers. When the black cleaning lady with her white apron and hat comes out to sweep up the mud on the floor from our work boots we joke and ask her if she'd like a shot of ripple or knotty head. When the scanner tells us that there are no smokeys in the area we all jump in our 4-wheel drives and peel out of the parking lot with duals screaming as we ride down the middle of the road.

It's great to be an umerikkkan.

Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

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Rome


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General_Failure


The man. The myth. The legend.

MDS

my goodness shore is drunk
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Munson

Well, this discussion has certainly been better than Homeland and Walking Dead.

If you were looking for a reason why people got fed up and left "because" of IGY, the last page has been a perfect example of it.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

shorebird

Quote from: Munson on November 09, 2014, 01:40:23 PM
Well, this discussion has certainly been better than Homeland and Walking Dead.

If you were looking for a reason why people got fed up and left "because" of IGY, the last page has been a perfect example of it.

Yeah, right. If I'm gonna' read it all the time then I might as well post it.

Sgt PSN

Quote from: shorebird on November 09, 2014, 08:27:14 AM
Quote from: SD on November 08, 2014, 08:42:38 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 08, 2014, 08:37:36 PM
Said the proud fan of King of Queens.

Don't engage him...he's just chomping at the bit for someone to argue with

Exactly, if a show doesn't have black gangsters listening to rap music it's terrible tv.

I don't think King of Queens had any of that and that's like his 2nd favorite show ever.  Unless Deacon was a secret gangsta. But I don't think he was. He could have been though. I don't think I ever saw the series finale.    Does he get exposed as a gangster at the end?  Shut up. Don't spoil it for me.

Sgt PSN

TWD was good last night, but not as good as the first few episodes imo. I've suspected for a while that Eugene was a fraud, or at least didn't have a guaranteed cure, and confirmed that when he blew up the bus....and then at the end when, you know, said he was a fake.

I think last night was the most involved Rosarita has been so far, which is weird because she's been on the show for like half of a season+ so far. I was wondering if she would ever get a bigger role or if she's only there to serve as eye candy and occasionally say something to Abraham.

Looks like next week they shift back to Daryl and Carol, which I'm really looking forward to.

ice grillin you

Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 10, 2014, 06:55:56 AM
Quote from: shorebird on November 09, 2014, 08:27:14 AM
Quote from: SD on November 08, 2014, 08:42:38 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 08, 2014, 08:37:36 PM
Said the proud fan of King of Queens.

Don't engage him...he's just chomping at the bit for someone to argue with

Exactly, if a show doesn't have black gangsters listening to rap music it's terrible tv.

I don't think King of Queens had any of that and that's like his 2nd favorite show ever.  Unless Deacon was a secret gangsta. But I don't think he was. He could have been though. I don't think I ever saw the series finale.    Does he get exposed as a gangster at the end?  Shut up. Don't spoil it for me.

doesn't get more gutter than this....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO2w9GIw4FU
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

SD

Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 10, 2014, 07:08:22 AM
TWD was good last night, but not as good as the first few episodes imo. I've suspected for a while that Eugene was a fraud, or at least didn't have a guaranteed cure, and confirmed that when he blew up the bus....and then at the end when, you know, said he was a fake.

I think last night was the most involved Rosarita has been so far, which is weird because she's been on the show for like half of a season+ so far. I was wondering if she would ever get a bigger role or if she's only there to serve as eye candy and occasionally say something to Abraham.

Looks like next week they shift back to Daryl and Carol, which I'm really looking forward to.

He survives in the books, but this isn't the books. Andrea is still alive in the books. I think that one chick wants to bang him...seems like they're setting that up. He and his mullet should be all over that, not like she has better options. She has a big nose meaning she probably gives good head.

Sgt PSN

You talking about Tara?  Because she's a lesbian....at least for the time being. Maybe she fargs him just to get her rocks off or maybe a pity farg because she def feels bad for him right now, but I'm not sure if the show is going to go off in a romantic direction with those 2. Or if they do, it def won't last long before one of them gets killed off. In fact, now that it's been verified that Abraham is banging Rosarita, I'm expecting one of them to die by the end of the season.

SD

Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 10, 2014, 10:17:32 AM
You talking about Tara?  Because she's a lesbian....at least for the time being. Maybe she fargs him just to get her rocks off or maybe a pity farg because she def feels bad for him right now, but I'm not sure if the show is going to go off in a romantic direction with those 2. Or if they do, it def won't last long before one of them gets killed off. In fact, now that it's been verified that Abraham is banging Rosarita, I'm expecting one of them to die by the end of the season.

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