2006 Philles Season Thread

[phattymatty]

if you really need to punch your wife, at least use your non-pitching fist.  loser.

[Wingspan]

if you really need to punch your wife, at least use your non-pitching fist.  loser.

he's taking lessons from cole hamels

[phattymatty]

It is commonplace among Major League Baseball teams to send the starting pitchers for upcoming road series ahead of the team, allowing them to get on a normal travel schedule. That's what the Philadelphia Phillies did with starter Brett Myers, who was scheduled to pitch against Boston tomorrow afternoon. Problem was, Myers brought his wife with him.

That led to Myers allegedly punching his wife outside a Boston bar last night, leading to his arrest on a domestic violence charge. Police showed up after a 911 call and saw severe swelling on the left side of her face — he used his pitching hand — and she said he had punched her. He was arrested on the spot, and he was released on $200 bail ... paid by his wife.

so he punched her, then made her pay for it.  my hero.

[SunMo]

what a stupid twat.  my sympathy for her has ended.

[rjs246]

She's not gonna let her meal ticket got to jail over a little aggressive flirtation. She's got shoes to buy.

[ice grillin you]

why does his wife have a different last name...any woman that insists on keeping her maiden name deserves what she gets

[SunMo]

then why call 911?

[BigEd76]

his wife is a hot blonde, too.  wtf

[SunMo]

his wife is a hot blonde, too.  wtf

well, in reality Ed, hot blondes are usually the ones who deserved to get punched the most.

[NGM]

She's not gonna let her meal ticket got to jail over a little aggressive flirtation. She's got shoes to buy.

She'll spin this into a 250K diamond ring ala Kobe's wife. 

[Wingspan]

his wife is a hot blonde, too.  wtf

well, in reality Ed, hot blondes are usually the ones who deserved to get punched the most.

i think it's one of chris rock's lines "no matter how hot a woman is, there's someone out there that's tired of farging her"

[rjs246]

I think it was actually "No matter how hot she is, some guy, some where, is sick of her bullshtein."

[SunMo]

actually, i think it was, "When in Rome, cuz Stone Cold said so."

[Geowhizzer]

If only David Bell could hit that hard.

[rjs246]

Whatever. She's a golddigging whore. And even if she isn't, rich people deserved to catch a beatdown. It sucks that it was another rich person handing it out, but I'm not one to nitpick.