the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[MDS]

have you sampled one of the hookers yet. (tranny)

I have not seen any trannies but you pretty much have to physically push the whores away on the weekends. Like they will come up and start rubbing your shoulders while you're eating at a restaurant. And they are either slammin hot or laughably ugly.

how much

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://www.texasmonthly.com/story/the-family-that-robs-banks-together?fullpage=1

[phattymatty]

how much

i have not asked but it is so cheap here i'm assuming like $5-10 tops.

a mango broke my water pipe today, so we had no running water all day, then all of a sudden it started raining, so all of my neighbors and me randomly got mostly naked and drank beers in the street in lieu of showers. it was really awesome.

[Seabiscuit36]

http://www.texasmonthly.com/story/the-family-that-robs-banks-together?fullpage=1

https://twitter.com/abbycatt9

[General_Failure]

LeVar Burton's trying to bring back Reading Rainbow through Kickstarter.

[Diomedes]

Clearly needs to pull ten grand together so you can wear the visor.

[Yeti]

I'll give him $20,000 if he shows up at a CF tailgate and kicks a Dallas fans ass with the visor on.

[General_Failure]

Measles cases hit 20 year high in US

[PhillyPhreak54]

But all that autism inducing vaccine?!? Not good!

[Seabiscuit36]

People listened to Jenny Mccarthy.  Let the settle in.

[Seabiscuit36]

I'm about to mount a cellphone antenna booster onto my roof, and I've been looking around the net to see what is recommended by installers and homeowners.  Came across this
http://www.antennasdirect.com/cmss_files/attachmentlibrary/pdf/generic_instructions.pdf
Sneaky installation warning at the end

WARNING
Do not attempt to install if drunk, pregnant or both.
Do not eat antenna.
Do not throw antenna at spouse.

[Zanshin]

I'm about to mount a cellphone antenna

Phrasing.

[Seabiscuit36]

Whatever floats yer boat

[General_Failure]

Audi 'shocked' after report finds 20,000 were forced to work in Nazi labor camps

According to the report, some 3,700 people were forced to work in seven factories that were constructed especially for the firm and run by SS officers. About one quarter of these laborers were Jewish.

In addition, some 16,500 people were put to work at the firm's factories in the East German cities Zwickau and Chemnitz.

The report posits that the company holds "moral responsibility" for the deaths of 4,500 prisoners at the Flossenbürg concentration camp in Bavaria, who died while working for the company.

[Yeti]

Audi 'shocked' after report finds 20,000 were forced to work in Nazi labor camps

Wow.  That explains why my car swerves at Jews.