the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

Yeti spent his newfound cash on nudes of Chuggie and a Harry and the Hendersons movie poster

[Yeti]

Chuggie sends me noods for free.

You are, however, correct on the poster.

[hbionic]

Those are for your wife, not you. And stop hacking into Mrs. Yeti's phone.

[phattymatty]

dude was just making shtein up. so good.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/12/11/mandela-south-africa-deaf-fake/3985257/

[Yeti]

Those are for your wife, not you. And stop hacking into Mrs. Yeti's phone.

I didn't hack.  She gave them to me because she thought you were a chick.

[ice grillin you]

great taibbi piece on camden


http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/apocalypse-new-jersey-a-dispatch-from-americas-most-desperate-town-20131211

[ice grillin you]

x2

[phattymatty]

speaking of zesty areas, i lost my phone or had it stolen when i was drunk after the game sunday night. so monday i'm checking on this girl's phone so see if it was turned on and it listed some location up in north philly. end up chasing this thing around town every time it was turned on, driving like a maniac around a few areas in philly i've never even been to. like 4 or 5 different times. felt like a farging bounty hunter. eventually i ended up at some homeless shelter / juvie facility and just gave up. was an exciting few hours though, i really thought i would somehow track it down.

[hbionic]

Maybe I can send some random text to it and tell them there's a reward waiting if they drop it off at a certain location. They show up, Yeti rapes them with his mouth, and you get your phone back.

Maybe I should just send some bullshtein, make believe text, regarding money, women, or drugs (things that I have little to no experience with) motivating him to drop it off somewhere.

Maybe I should just shut the farg up. How's that?

[phattymatty]

well i already remotely wiped it but yeah like late tuesday night it started showing up again so i started sending messages like i know where you live, i've been following you, you won't know when but you're gonna get it bad, etc.

hopefully they were just idiots and not smart enough to figure out my easily guessable passcode before i erased it.

[hbionic]

So, sending pics of my junk will go unappreciated then? I want someone other than Yeti to love my twig & berries.

[SD]

speaking of zesty areas, i lost my phone or had it stolen when i was drunk after the game sunday night. so monday i'm checking on this girl's phone so see if it was turned on and it listed some location up in north philly. end up chasing this thing around town every time it was turned on, driving like a maniac around a few areas in philly i've never even been to. like 4 or 5 different times. felt like a farging bounty hunter. eventually i ended up at some homeless shelter / juvie facility and just gave up. was an exciting few hours though, i really thought i would somehow track it down.

Diehard got me Army/Navy tickets a few years ago. I was in a rush to get to the Linc, so I left my phone on the top of my truck when I left my house. Couldn't find it obviously. Kept calling. Finally some ghetto ass chick answers and tells me I can have it back for $60. After going back and forth and telling her I'd hunt her down and kill her she finally met me on the Boulevard with her boyfriend. She told me to watch my back because she was rolling to the location with 10 stillupfront's moms in case I tried something. They were just stupid kids. I gave them $30 for returning it to me and went about my way. I could tell her boyfriend was a good dude but she was straight up ghetto trash.

Anyway, I go onto facebook on my phone once I get it back and the stupid bitch was logged in. Here she is:
https://www.facebook.com/YOUNGDUNKTRUCK?fref=ts

[PhillyPhreak54]

What does "got the cakes" mean?

[General_Failure]

Ass. It means ass.

[Yeti]

Yeti rapes them with his mouth?   

Go farg yourself.