the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Seabiscuit36]

I still can't get over Munson's last name is Vagnoni

[hbionic]

Q:  How many unwanted pregnancies have been conceived in the rape basement?

A:  None. You can't knock up little boys, dummy! 

Well, you're just not trying hard enough.

[Munson]

Q:  How many unwanted pregnancies have been conceived in the rape basement?

A:  None. You can't knock up little boys, dummy! 

Well, you're just not trying hard enough.

You sound like you've done this before

[Seabiscuit36]

Please have a seat over there

[hbionic]

Q:  How many unwanted pregnancies have been conceived in the rape basement?

A:  None. You can't knock up little boys, dummy! 

Well, you're just not trying hard enough.

You sound like you've done this before

The hard part is getting them into the shower. After that, it's pretty simple. You know what they say, "Slippery when wet!"

[Munson]

Please have a seat over there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X1sr3GtBco

[General_Failure]

3-D food printer makes perfect pizza

Natural Machines isn't the only company developing such a printer. Cornell University's Computational Synthesis Lab has been developing the FabApp, a commercial 3-D food printer that will enable users to download recipes and print meals using raw-food ink syringes.

Just like a regular printer, the FabApp would work at the touch of a button and print the desired number of copies.

Now everyone can look forward to a printer jam.

[Sgt PSN]

Chuggie wants to know when he can finally start printing cucumbers.

[General_Failure]

Iceland grieves after police kill a man for the first time in its history

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://gawker.com/the-us-air-force-band-staged-a-flash-mob-at-the-air-and-1479249075?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

[Sgt PSN]

The military + Jesusy Xmas music = happy white people and really confused negros.

[SunMo]

http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/guy-gets-his-head-punted-to-the-moon-after-failing-at-the-knockout-game/

[Diomedes]

Who filmed that?  a "friend" of the knockout game FAIL?  If so, he deserves a beat down himself. 

If just a bystander, why the "come on let's lets' go commentary as the attacker is running up on the woman.  Doesn't add up.

Nice kick, and nice job not kicking twice, or letting the woman beat on him too much.  She got her licks in and the guy was down, and beaten, so well done and be on your way.

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Imagine how many different axes are going to be ground offering this video as evidence.  The other cf would eat it up.  Republicans will pass it around to one another, gloating.  Pure revenge porn addicts will regard it as a classic.

[Yeti]

http://www.missingmoney.com

See if you guys have unclaimed money or other stuff

Cha ching.  Nice!

Why can't the rest of you post stuff that benefits me instead of your endless streams of nonsense.

[General_Failure]

You're one to talk.