the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[General_Failure]

Make sure it isn't a nice phone. No kid should have to make that choice.

[DH]

Anyone know of a place where I can buy a fitted MLB New Era Cap at a discount? I want to get the new Stars and Stripes hat, but there's no way I'm dropping $37 on it..when the hell did hats become so damn expensive anyway?

[hbionic]

Ever since they started making them out of lamb-tit hair.

[SD]

Because the price of everything has risen while the middle and lower class has seen their wages stay stagnant or reduced.


VOTE ROMNEY

[Rome]

Anyone know of a place where I can buy a fitted MLB New Era Cap at a discount? I want to get the new Stars and Stripes hat, but there's no way I'm dropping $37 on it..when the hell did hats become so damn expensive anyway?

Are you kidding?  If you can't find one from Singapore or China on the internet you should be ashamed of yourself.  I mean, you should be just for asking here, but honestly... what has happened to that reckless free spirit Die Hard we all knew and loved?

[Seabiscuit36]

[DH]

A good buddy of mine is banging some 22 year old smokeshow on the side of his wifey. He tells me she's a sexual freak...I told him to prove it last night by telling her to get naked and take a whole bunch of pics so she can send to me, someone who shes never met.

Not only did he send me pics, but holy shtein, they're nudey magazine quality. So, seeing that my buddy took the pics, whats the cranking out etiquette? He's not in any of the shots, but I feel like I'll feel weird knowing that he took them, both after and before farging the shtein out of her..

[rjs246]

Wait. Wait wait wait. There are etiquette considerations when you yank one out?

There are no rules here, man. Go nuts. Don't post pics of you. Do post pics of her. Thanks.

[phattymatty]

i would rub one out to any female friend, friend's girlfriend, wife, not-so-close family member, etc. and have no regrets at all.

and yes post pictures.

[DH]

Facebook tells me this is what she looks like with clothes on..

[rjs246]

She looks like a big old pile of trouble. She also looks clothed which makes you a LIAR.

[Feva]

Not only did he send me pics, but holy shtein, they're nudey magazine quality. So, seeing that my buddy took the pics, whats the cranking out etiquette? He's not in any of the shots, but I feel like I'll feel weird knowing that he took them, both after and before farging the shtein out of her..

Send the pics to me and I'll let you know if I feel weird or not.

[Sgt PSN]

Hahaha

[DH]

Not only did he send me pics, but holy shtein, they're nudey magazine quality. So, seeing that my buddy took the pics, whats the cranking out etiquette? He's not in any of the shots, but I feel like I'll feel weird knowing that he took them, both after and before farging the shtein out of her..

Send the pics to me and I'll let you know if I feel weird or not.

check your phone

[Feva]

Not only did he send me pics, but holy shtein, they're nudey magazine quality. So, seeing that my buddy took the pics, whats the cranking out etiquette? He's not in any of the shots, but I feel like I'll feel weird knowing that he took them, both after and before farging the shtein out of her..

Send the pics to me and I'll let you know if I feel weird or not.

check your phone

I didn't feel weird at all beating my meat to those. Feel free.