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SD

#24600
March 31, 2012, 07:28:43 AM
I didn't win the mega millions. If I had won I was going to open up a bar in honor of this site...every member would get free drinks for life.

My plan was to have G_F run it for me, have crack juice as the house speciality drink, have one room where the Wire ran on a loop, another where old Eagles games ran on a loop, and another that served cheesesteaks and shtein. I was even planning on having a cluttered downstairs rape basement with a bunch of random Eagles crap that I was going to call munson's. Oh well, I heard the winner was from Maryland...Havas buddy did I ever tell you how much I like you?

Rome

#24601
March 31, 2012, 07:32:30 AM
Good news:  Matt won.

Bad news:  He just snorted Bolivia.

Diomedes

#24602
March 31, 2012, 07:34:45 AM
Ticket was sold in Baltimore County.

Also, I have never bought a lottery ticket.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

SD

#24603
March 31, 2012, 08:10:20 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on March 31, 2012, 07:34:45 AM
Ticket was sold in Baltimore County.

Also, I have never bought a lottery ticket.


This was a first for me. Like an idiot I had to ask the cashier how to do it.

hbionic

#24604
March 31, 2012, 02:17:23 PM
Quote from: SD on March 31, 2012, 07:28:43 AM
I didn't win the mega millions. If I had won I was going to open up a bar in honor of this site...every member would get free drinks for life.

My plan was to have G_F run it for me, have crack juice as the house speciality drink, have one room where the Wire ran on a loop, another where old Eagles games ran on a loop, and another that served cheesesteaks and shtein. I was even planning on having a cluttered downstairs rape basement with a bunch of random Eagles crap that I was going to call munson's. Oh well, I heard the winner was from Maryland...Havas buddy did I ever tell you how much I like you?

Is there guy night at this bar?  :paranoid
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Diomedes

#24605
March 31, 2012, 05:59:08 PM
Quote from: SD on March 31, 2012, 08:10:20 AM...I had to ask the cashier how to do it.

You were surely not alone this time judging by the sales.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

BigEd76

#24606
April 04, 2012, 12:56:36 AM

PhillyPhreak54

#24607
April 06, 2012, 12:32:15 PM

phattymatty

#24608
April 06, 2012, 01:02:57 PM
Quote"I'm still looking for it. I haven't even looked in my uniform pants yet," the flaky single mom of seven admitted. "I'm still looking everywhere to find it, in my purse, everywhere."

hbionic

#24609
April 06, 2012, 01:22:26 PM
I guess you can just claim to have won it, is that it? Anyone can do this assuming they get an attorney to do it for them?
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

ice grillin you

#24610
April 06, 2012, 01:24:45 PM
once youve looked in your purse and your pockets you pretty much have gone to the ends of the earth to find it and its probably lost
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

phattymatty

#24611
April 06, 2012, 02:07:23 PM
a farging navy jet just smashed into an apartment building in VA beach

Rome

#24612
April 06, 2012, 03:19:22 PM
holy shtein

Eagaholic

#24613
April 06, 2012, 05:08:26 PM
Quote(Reuters) - A 30-year-old Chinese woman was sentenced to death by a court in Wenzhou for "cheating" investors of 100.11 million yuan ($16 million) losing 94 million yuan in futures and gold trading, the official Xinhua news agency reported on Friday.

The death sentence for Wang Caiping - who must first serve two years in prison - came days after Beijing launched a pilot program in Wenzhou to tame the informal private lending market to which the city's renowned entrepreneurs often turn.


I wish the US would do shtein like this
(no, not kill Chinese women)

PhillyPhreak54

#24614
April 06, 2012, 07:19:01 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on April 06, 2012, 01:02:57 PM
Quote"I'm still looking for it. I haven't even looked in my uniform pants yet," the flaky single mom of seven admitted. "I'm still looking everywhere to find it, in my purse, everywhere."

How the farg does she remember the numbers? As soon as I verify that ticket is a winner I would put glue it to my goddamn forehead.
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