the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Diomedes]

that explains why I couldn't read more than five sentences

farg history

[Beermonkey]

Beermonkey now has two videos and two or 3 photos of that cow..hilarious

Holy shtein, just checked them out. She's like flesh-colored version of the princess from Shrek. She has mitts like a coal miner.

[Rome]

farg history

Repeat that.

[Beermonkey]

I still have 2 full bottles of oxycodone left from elbow surgery I just had and will get more when my get my ACL done next month. The next tailgate I'm coming to will be a fun time.

Damn dude...what'd you do?

I had severe right elbow tendonitis for the past 2 years caused by lifting dumbells the wrong way, so I have to have the area where the tendons attached, shaved down and cleaned out. Like a retard, I took my own stitches out early and had to have it reopened and sutured again last Monday.

Tore my ACL playing old man soccer back in January and once the elbow is healed, I'll get it reconstructed.

[Rome]

Just stop exercising, dummy.

[Eagaholic]

I still have 2 full bottles of oxycodone left from elbow surgery I just had and will get more when my get my ACL done next month. The next tailgate I'm coming to will be a fun time.

Damn dude...what'd you do?

I had severe right elbow tendonitis for the past 2 years caused by lifting dumbells the wrong way, so I have to have the area where the tendons attached, shaved down and cleaned out. Like a retard, I took my own stitches out early and had to have it reopened and sutured again last Monday.

Tore my ACL playing old man soccer back in January and once the elbow is healed, I'll get it reconstructed.

You'll save a lot of money if you just do it yourself

[Father Demon]

Sex with a vacuum could get you 90 days

... after pleading no contest.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I still have 2 full bottles of oxycodone left from elbow surgery I just had and will get more when my get my ACL done next month. The next tailgate I'm coming to will be a fun time.

Damn dude...what'd you do?

I had severe right elbow tendonitis for the past 2 years caused by lifting dumbells the wrong way, so I have to have the area where the tendons attached, shaved down and cleaned out. Like a retard, I took my own stitches out early and had to have it reopened and sutured again last Monday.

Tore my ACL playing old man soccer back in January and once the elbow is healed, I'll get it reconstructed.

Jeez man, be careful! ARe you on crutches? If so how the heck do you get around after the elbow surgery?

[Sgt PSN]

Sex with a vacuum could get you 90 days

... after pleading no contest.

i just washed my car last weekend.  wish i would have read this story then because i finished cleaning my car with about 2 minutes of time left on the vacuum and i really hate wasting money.  

[Father Demon]

I went to lunch in one of these today.




It was my first time in a Ferrari.  I liked it.

[reese125]

holy farg you lucky bastich

what was the occasion?

[Rome]

His pimp hit the lotto.

[Sgt PSN]

i'd love to see demon trying to cram all 6'5" of himself in that.  hell, i'd pay money just to see him stuff his dome inside one of those things. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

SARASOTA COUNTY, FL -- Sarasota County Deputies have arrested a woman who videotaped herself having sex with two dogs.

Deputies say Caroline Willette videotaped herself having sex with two dogs and watching child pornography with a friend.

The 53-year-old gave a CD with the images to an acquaintance, who turned it over to police. Willette is in Sarasota County Jail and is charged with three counts of possessing child porn.

Willette admitted to detectives that she had sex with the animals in her home and watched young girls perform sex acts on the Internet.

[Sgt PSN]

so did she actually have to tie a couple of pork chops around her neck?