the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Seabiscuit36]

I'd farg that fish in the tonsils with my Adamantium cock

[rjs246]

Nuh uh. Adamantium goes around 'bone', not 'the bone'.

[Feva]

Gonna have to start fishing with guns pretty soon...

[Diomedes]

Stillupfront does it, why shouldn't everyone else?

[shorebird]

My Remington 1100 does wonders on carp.

[shorebird]

I really, really want one of these, but with my current financial situation it's not at all feasible.

[Rome]

So I was out in the field today and I usually get a sammich and eat in my truck.  I typically eat in silence contemplating the misery that is my professional life, but today I decided to shake things up a bit so I turned the radio in hopes of finding something (anything!) to entertain me.

I started at the lowest end of the AM dial and began doing the auto scan until I hit upon something remotely stimulating.

It went religion, religion, right-wing freak, religion, right-wing freak, oldies (like 1940's oldies) news station, spanish, travel show station, etc...


After wading through the thinly-veiled racial hatred and not-so-thinly-veiled class warfare raging on right wing radio, the pomposity of religious douchebags, the maudlin crooning of long-dead greaseballs, the hysterical ravings about dead or kidnapped toddlers, the incomprehensible light speed jibberish spoken by what I can only assume are Cuban exiles (tons of them are now in Central Florida), and a program in which the host was selling four day/three night trips to Jamaica for $62.50 (no really) , I came to an epiphanous realization:  MY LIFE, AS PITIFUL AS IT IS, ISN'T NEARLY AS BAD AS I THOUGHT!

So, to make a long story short, yay me.

[ice grillin you]

I typically eat in silence contemplating the misery that is my professional life

lol

[shorebird]

My son is in week 4 of his navy boot camp training. It's firearms week, he gets to shoot the Beretta M9,
and the Remington M870.

[PhillyPhreak54]

So I was out in the field today and I usually get a sammich and eat in my truck.  I typically eat in silence contemplating the misery that is my professional life, but today I decided to shake things up a bit so I turned the radio in hopes of finding something (anything!) to entertain me.

I started at the lowest end of the AM dial and began doing the auto scan until I hit upon something remotely stimulating.

It went religion, religion, right-wing freak, religion, right-wing freak, oldies (like 1940's oldies) news station, spanish, travel show station, etc...


After wading through the thinly-veiled racial hatred and not-so-thinly-veiled class warfare raging on right wing radio, the pomposity of religious douchebags, the maudlin crooning of long-dead greaseballs, the hysterical ravings about dead or kidnapped toddlers, the incomprehensible light speed jibberish spoken by what I can only assume are Cuban exiles (tons of them are now in Central Florida), and a program in which the host was selling four day/three night trips to Jamaica for $62.50 (no really) , I came to an epiphanous realization:  MY LIFE, AS PITIFUL AS IT IS, ISN'T NEARLY AS BAD AS I THOUGHT!

So, to make a long story short, yay me.

[SD_Eagle5]

My son is in week 4 of his navy boot camp training. It's firearms week, he gets to shoot the Beretta M9,
and the Remington M870.

Did he do the gas chamber yet?

Forgot, they don't do it in frigid weather because it can kill you so he probably gets a pass.

[General_Failure]

That movie should be required viewing for anyone over the age of 16.

[MadMarchHare]

I feel pretty close to that breaking point every day.

[paco]

I really, really want one of these, but with my current financial situation it's not at all feasible.

[emg]a big friggin gun[/emg]

holy crap.  I'm in the market for a Glock 21 but couldnt fit it into my short term budget, but after seeing that maybe I should stop making excuses.

[SD_Eagle5]