the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Rome]

All people should be tossed into gas chambers.

[Diomedes]

Sure, but the chimp owners go first goddamnit.

[ice grillin you]

after mothers with to many children

[SunMo]

define too many

[ice grillin you]

go best paper in the world - chandra levy arrest

http://www.poynter.org/column.asp?id=101&aid=158897

[Yeti]

I just got a Dentist bill for $850.00
Why is it that the average person makes $15 an hour but a dentist can charge you $850 for a half an hours worth of work?  That's $1700 an hour.  How can they justify those prices?

You might be reading about me in the paper next week. 

[phattymatty]

i was kicked out of 2 different bars last night.  in one of them i gave the bartender girl the finger, then she chased me down through the crowd, just to tell me how much of an icehole i was.  good times.

[Seabiscuit36]

did you bang her

[mussa]

friday i saw this super wasted guy get warned about 7 times by the cops to go home. i eventually heard a scream some what like a bitch and looked over, the one cop had his knee on the guys head the other was cuffing the guy. hilarious

[shorebird]

I just got a Dentist bill for $850.00
Why is it that the average person makes $15 an hour but a dentist can charge you $850 for a half an hours worth of work?  That's $1700 an hour.  How can they justify those prices?

You might be reading about me in the paper next week. 

What the hell did he do, gold plate your entire mouth??

[Seabiscuit36]

UNITED NATIONS COMPENSATION UNIT, IN AFFILIATION WITH WORLD BANK.


Attention: Friend,


How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family, You may not understand
why this mail came to you.We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months
which ended 2 days ago with the then secretary to the UNITED NATIONS. This email
is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED
NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$500,000.00

This includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their
contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or
international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc.

We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you, this have
been agreed upon and have been signed.

You are advised to contact Mr Jim Ovia of our paying center in Africa, as he is
our representative in Nigeria, contact him immediately for your Cheque/
International Bank Draft of USD$500,000.00 This funds are in a Bank Draft for
security purpose ok? so he will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank
of your choice.

Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number your correct
mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you. Contact Mr. Jim
Ovia immediately for your Cheque:

Person to Contact: Mr Jim Ovia

Email: jim.ovia.consult@live.com
Phone: +234-1 898 8022

Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hoping to hear from you as soon as you
cash your Bank Draft. Making the world a better place.


Regards,

Secretary-General
Ban Ki-Moon.
http://www.un.org/sg/

The UN is finally working for me.  All my years in Model UN worked out

[rjs246]

500 Grand? That's like 3% of the offers I've been getting. farging economic downturn.

[Susquehanna Birder]

i was kicked out of 2 different bars last night.  in one of them i gave the bartender girl the finger, then she chased me down through the crowd, just to tell me how much of an icehole i was.  good times.

Next time, break a bottle and threaten her with it.

[Diomedes]

he's not trying to marry the girl, Sus

[rjs246]

I think I am starting to hate ATV as much as I hate Munson. Never thought I'd see the day.