the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[General_Failure]

They need to build a 10,000' tall net to catch all these balloons.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I believe the correct term is barroons.

[General_Failure]

Those primates with the big red asses?

[Diomedes]

Let's just relax and try to figure out what North Korea is feeling here before we pick sides.

Hungry and cold, that's how they're feeling.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I believe the correct term is barroons.

[methdeez]

Though I'd share this little exchange with you from my Fantasy football league. Some guy got all enraged about some piss-poor trash talking that I did through our league blasts. (My team is the Smegma's)

Hey everybody, look how tough Mr. Tibbs is! On the Internet!
Posted by: (The Smegma's)

I don't know who this Mr. Tibbs guy is, but he sure sounds tough from the way he talks on the internet! Man, he must be really tough! I bet you he could kick anybodies ass!
Let me recap the situation.
This is Mr. Tibbs league blast: "I DOMINATE NE QUESTIONS?"
This was my league blast in return:"Yes. I have a question. Did you dominate in your losses? Why does your name sound like a name for cute cat? I have others, pls email me for list."

This is his message in return, notice how he easily conveys what a man he is and how much ass he could kick, if only, if only! he could reach me through the internet!

"farg you icehole you are one game ahead of me so what ur good at fantasy football id whip ur ass in real football and real life. fargin fag."

Man, I am so glad we have tough guys like this on our internet fantasy football team. He is a real role model to half-gay pansies like me. I wish I could learn how to be as tough on the internet as him. Oh well, maybe next lifetime.

I am off base here, or is this guy ridic?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Dude is off his rocker.

Piss him off some more and then suggest he kill himself.

[Diomedes]

then kill yourself for putting your fantasy football soap opera on , and especially for using "ridic"

[methdeez]

Sorry for wasting your precious time there, big guy.

[Seabiscuit36]

Holy farg, Dio has 16k posts

[Diomedes]

and like five of them were funny, too

[Rome]

Untruth

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Three infamous lies

"The check is in the mail."

"I'll still respect you in the morning."

"But I do tell you that if the Democrats win, and have substantial majorities, [the] Congress of the United States will be more bipartisan." --Nancy Pelosi, 2008.

[shorebird]

Iowa meatpacker fined $10M after immigration raid

Finally, the people who really deserve it are made to pay.

Also on Wednesday, a human resources employee of Agriprocessors changed her plea to guilty for her role in helping illegal workers use false documents to work at the plant.

Laura Althouse, 38, of Postville, appeared in federal court in Cedar Rapids to enter her plea to charges of conspiracy to harbor undocumented immigrants for financial gain and aggravated identity theft. She originally faced the conspiracy charge as well as charges of aiding and abetting document fraud and aiding and abetting aggravated identity theft.
The U.S. attorneys office said Althouse remains free on bail pending sentencing, which will scheduled after a presentence investigation report is completed. She faces up to 10 years in prison and a $250,000 fine on the conspiracy charge, and up to two years in prison and a $250,000 fine on the aggravated identity theft charge.

[Diomedes]

And the people who buy the meat?  Knowing damn well that meat can't be sold that cheap without some kind of illegal shtein going on?  Until they arrest us for our role in this chain, what you're celebrating is a soundbyte, a drop in the bucket, a nice little dog and pony show which doesn't address the real problem.