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Seabiscuit36

#12751
September 09, 2008, 02:11:21 PM
Quote from: Die-Hard on September 09, 2008, 01:06:13 PM
Your buddy must be a huge tool. This guy sounds like a typical Giants fan.
ha, how'd you know, mortgage broker...

and even though FF posted those 3 weeks ago SD, they are hilarious
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

#12752
September 09, 2008, 02:15:12 PM
I have been on a surprsie drinking binge for the past week. My 20 gallon trash can recycling bin is overflowing with Miller Lite cans from just the last 6 days.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

shorebird

#12753
September 09, 2008, 02:17:30 PM
You can actually get drunk off Miller Lite?

Father Demon

#12754
September 09, 2008, 02:18:27 PM
It's my (cheap) beer of choice.  And yes, you can, but you have to be determined.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Seabiscuit36

#12755
September 09, 2008, 02:21:39 PM
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

#12756
September 09, 2008, 02:22:26 PM
The solution to all of my problems.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Susquehanna Birder

#12757
September 09, 2008, 04:19:26 PM
Looks like it could cause some ruptured digestive tracts.

rjs246

#12758
September 09, 2008, 05:53:28 PM
Hahahaha I just googled 'rjs246' for shteins and giggles and came across my one urban dictionary entry. There's something wrong with me.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#12759
September 09, 2008, 07:49:47 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on September 09, 2008, 05:53:28 PM
Hahahaha I just googled 'rjs246' for shteins and giggles and came across my one urban dictionary entry. There's something wrong with me.

e-teams!

rjs246

#12760
September 09, 2008, 10:21:25 PM
You're a farging freak.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Rome

#12761
September 09, 2008, 10:29:53 PM
Team K for the motherfargin' loss.

MDS

#12762
September 10, 2008, 01:01:32 AM
haha penn state
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Feva

#12763
September 10, 2008, 06:52:50 AM
Too many Smiths on this farging board...
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

Seabiscuit36

#12764
September 10, 2008, 06:58:48 AM
porno named Anal Swine
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons
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