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MURP

#12720
September 05, 2008, 01:03:54 AM
interesting site idea..  http://chir.ag/phernalia/tip-of-my-tongue/

Seabiscuit36

#12721
September 05, 2008, 10:20:13 AM
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

MURP

#12722
September 06, 2008, 01:18:40 AM

Father Demon

#12723
September 06, 2008, 01:31:53 AM
That's cool.  Reminds me of a pet tarantula I had as a teenager.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Feva

#12724
September 06, 2008, 11:02:03 AM
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

shorebird

#12725
September 06, 2008, 11:20:37 AM










Next time I'll take the pictures and you let the bear loose.

Feva

#12726
September 06, 2008, 11:43:13 AM
If ever the words "Oh shtein" applied to a situation...
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

SD_Eagle5

#12727
September 06, 2008, 11:45:10 AM
I wonder how he got away

NGM

#12728
September 06, 2008, 12:03:38 PM
About the only way you get away in the situation is if the bear loses interest.  Or you have a .45 caliber plus weapon on you. 
Fletch:  Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

PhillyPhreak54

#12729
September 07, 2008, 10:27:56 AM
http://www.wreg.com/Global/story.asp 8954922

If that's true...jeez...that guy should have his shtein cut off and then be shot.

Seabiscuit36

#12730
September 07, 2008, 10:32:27 AM
the baby's mom is 15
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

MDS

#12731
September 07, 2008, 11:23:15 AM
what did he do, fist her or something? dude that farging sick.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

shorebird

#12732
September 07, 2008, 11:36:28 AM
I wish the press wouldn't even report that kind of crap. Who needs to know that shtein? Not me.

mpmcgraw

#12733
September 07, 2008, 12:52:35 PM
Quote from: NGM on September 06, 2008, 12:03:38 PM
About the only way you get away in the situation is if the bear loses interest.  Or you have a .45 caliber plus weapon on you. 
I never understand why it doesn't occur to people with lower caliber weapons to shoot them in the face. 

General_Failure

#12734
September 07, 2008, 01:02:01 PM
Maybe because their leg is in the bear's face?

The man. The myth. The legend.
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