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rjs246

#11910
July 09, 2008, 07:10:58 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 09, 2008, 07:09:18 PM
Neither..the neckspine is angry tonight, therefore so am I.

I'm gonna drink some rum (trying to drink the liquor cabinet dry so I don't have to move its contents) and watch the Wire now.

I didn't actually care, you know.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Father Demon

#11911
July 09, 2008, 07:15:11 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on July 09, 2008, 06:55:08 PM
so you drop...what...a couple hundred dollars on fatal combat since february...but another $6 charge for business cards puts you over the edge?

lol

that's awesome

$13.50 total on Fatal-Combat.  Possibly hundreds on beer and liquor, but $13.50 on FC.

Quote from: Diomedes on July 09, 2008, 06:48:21 PM
You're no better unemployed soft man.

I don't get it.

Quote from: rjs246 on July 09, 2008, 06:36:02 PM
Directly to the postmaster?! Sorry, LOCAL POSTMASTER?!?!?! Dear god man. Just take it easy and don't do anything rash.

The local postmaster is gonna wish he called in sick tomorrow.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Father Demon

#11912
July 09, 2008, 07:25:48 PM
By the way, everyone in here is getting way the farg too uptight recently.

Chill the farg out. 
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

General_Failure

#11913
July 09, 2008, 07:32:14 PM
What's that supposed to mean, icehole?

The man. The myth. The legend.

Diomedes

#11914
July 09, 2008, 07:32:55 PM
It's the worst time of the year..what do you expect from us?
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Rome

#11915
July 09, 2008, 07:39:08 PM
Ritual suicide would be nice.

Sgt PSN

#11916
July 09, 2008, 07:43:06 PM
TamraTapir stole your business cards.

Susquehanna Birder

#11917
July 09, 2008, 08:12:03 PM
She'll rent you a bigger, better empty box for an hour, too.

Sgt PSN

#11918
July 09, 2008, 08:51:13 PM
ha!

PoopyfaceMcGee

#11919
July 09, 2008, 08:52:45 PM
I'm really drunk and going to work from home tomorrow.  I have my reasons.

Luckily, it has nothing to do with the local postmaster.  I heard she's a tough guy.

PhillyPhreak54

#11920
July 09, 2008, 09:00:28 PM
Is your UPS driver like the mail man in Funny Farm?

Yeti

#11921
July 09, 2008, 10:06:05 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on July 09, 2008, 08:52:45 PM
I'm really drunk and going to work from home tomorrow.  I have my reasons.


Wine coolers give you a hangover?
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

rjs246

#11922
July 09, 2008, 10:29:01 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on July 09, 2008, 07:25:48 PM
By the way, everyone in here is getting way the farg too uptight recently.

Chill the farg out. 

Quote from: MadMarchHare on July 09, 2008, 07:54:36 PM
When did you guys stop being entertaining and become a bunch of bitchy funholes?

Be funnier.

This is what I've been saying for months. Of course, I haven't actually been funny myself, but I'm relying on the rest of you to pick up the slack.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Sgt PSN

#11923
July 09, 2008, 10:45:46 PM
You do know that reese, cole and munson post here, right?

Yeti

#11924
July 09, 2008, 11:05:21 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on July 09, 2008, 10:45:46 PM
You do know that reese, cole and munson post here, right?

That sounds like different types of cheese.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic
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