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mussa

#11295
May 23, 2008, 11:45:23 AM
Quote from: Yeti on May 22, 2008, 09:36:53 PM
I was checking out all the stuff stored in the barn at my new place and I realized there is at least 100 different items in there that I can kill somebody with.

cinder block is better than any of your items
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Cerevant

#11296
May 23, 2008, 03:29:49 PM
Oil execs try to explain $36 billion dollars in profits in the last quarter.  Their answer?

"Its supply and demand" (stupid)

QuoteWhy aren't the supermajor energy companies competing for customers by undercutting each other's prices? Shouldn't at least one mover seek that advantage?

It's almost like -- and this is going to sound nutty, but -- in any classical economic model, the only explanation for windfall oil company profits is collusion.
An ad hominem fallacy consists of asserting that someone's argument is wrong and/or he is wrong to argue at all purely because of something discreditable/not-authoritative about the person or those persons cited by him rather than addressing the soundness of the argument itself.

Seabiscuit36

#11297
May 23, 2008, 03:42:42 PM
Booker got fired from Q102 today.  Radio in philly is a mess
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

MDS

#11298
May 23, 2008, 08:24:45 PM
From last week:

Quote"It is so nice to see a Hollywood star like Kirk Cameron with his head on straight. Children are desperate for role models. I wish Kirk and his book all the best."
Adam Gentle
Houston, TX
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Yeti

#11299
May 23, 2008, 09:51:03 PM
Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Sgt PSN

#11300
May 24, 2008, 05:06:36 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 23, 2008, 09:51:03 PM
Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

Are you serious?  Unless it's sports related, most of the drunkards around here have a hard time remembering yesterday. 

phattymatty

#11301
May 27, 2008, 01:01:10 PM
so i went to a psychic this weekend and she said "i can tell you the next person you're going to have sex with" and i was like "awesome, who?" and then she raped me.

SunMo

#11302
May 27, 2008, 01:03:57 PM
haha
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

PhillyPhanInDC

#11303
May 27, 2008, 03:29:43 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 23, 2008, 11:41:17 AM
Was it a 6 pound dump?  Which makes me wonder, what is the record for a single dump?

No luck on a human, but I did find this on Wiki:

QuoteStumpy, a mountain cur, holds the record for the heaviest bowel movement by a dog. Stumpy's bowel movement weighed 37.2 pounds.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

rjs246

#11304
May 27, 2008, 03:35:53 PM
HA! 37 farging pounds?! Did he die of pride afterwards?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

rjs246

#11305
May 27, 2008, 03:41:06 PM Last Edit: May 27, 2008, 03:44:12 PM by rjs246
Dead shark attacks british teen's face. Doctors have trouble discerning which teeth are sharks and which teeth are boy's.

Get it? Because the British have terrible dental hygiene? Get it?! HA. HA. HA. Shut up.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

phattymatty

#11306
May 27, 2008, 03:45:42 PM
fail

rjs246

#11307
May 27, 2008, 03:55:12 PM
I hate you.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

hunt

#11308
May 27, 2008, 04:22:11 PM
half sharkalligator, half man
lemonade was a popular drink and it still is

phattymatty

#11309
May 27, 2008, 04:31:45 PM
change the arrangements on your face
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