the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

[ice grillin you]

[Seabiscuit36]

all 500 fans showed up for that parade. 

[Beermonkey]

I moved to the Philly region about 7 years ago & in the neighborhood that I live in, there's a lot of family's that moved there from NE Philly. One thing I noticed about these specific families, is that they always leave their front doors open, no matter the weather. There was a period during the winter where it was around 10 degrees, yet these people left their front doors wide open.

Is this a NE Philly-thing? Are they afraid spirits are in their house & they need to leave the door open for them?

[Diomedes]

you sure you don't live in a neighborhood for high functioning retards?

might explain a lot...

[Rome]

Beermonkey is only slightly higher functioning than a retard when he's been tailgating.

[ice grillin you]

I moved to the Philly region about 7 years ago & in the neighborhood that I live in, there's a lot of family's that moved there from NE Philly. One thing I noticed about these specific families, is that they always leave their front doors open, no matter the weather. There was a period during the winter where it was around 10 degrees, yet these people left their front doors wide open.

Is this a NE Philly-thing? Are they afraid spirits are in their house & they need to leave the door open for them?

its because in the belly of the neast almost every house has a screen door...the inside door is always open but the screen doors will have storm windows in the winter and screens in the summer...so maybe its just habit?

[Beermonkey]

Beermonkey is only slightly higher functioning than a retard when he's been tailgating.

Shiny objects are banned from the tailgate area, as the people I normally associate with there...cough...would spend hours mesmerized by their reflective surfaces. As such, I fit in well.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Aren't you a Titans fan now that Jevon Kearse is back with them?

[Beermonkey]

I moved to the Philly region about 7 years ago & in the neighborhood that I live in, there's a lot of family's that moved there from NE Philly. One thing I noticed about these specific families, is that they always leave their front doors open, no matter the weather. There was a period during the winter where it was around 10 degrees, yet these people left their front doors wide open.

Is this a NE Philly-thing? Are they afraid spirits are in their house & they need to leave the door open for them?

its because in the belly of the neast almost every house has a screen door...the inside door is always open but the screen doors will have storm windows in the winter and screens in the summer...so maybe its just habit?

Probably so. It was like a mortgage payment for the last oil delivery that got, so I'm just anal retentive about it. I want to shut their doors & put wrap on their windows.

[Rome]

Is there anything funnier than being stone-cold sober at a DUI checkpoint?

[Beermonkey]

Aren't you a Titans fan now that Jevon Kearse is back with them?

I'll need to develop a new homo crush on another player so you can get some new material. Who's got the best bubble on the team now? Are you still down in NC?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Who's got the best bubble on the team now? Are you still down in NC?

When I figure out how these questions are interrelated, I'll get back to you.

[Cerevant]

Drunk drivers are farging scum.

Accidents I get.  People do stupid things when they drive.  People make mistakes.  Everyone fargs up now and then.  That's why they call them accidents.  Drunk drivers don't have accidents, they are criminally farging stupid.

I'm sitting two cars back at a light about a mile from my home.  Genius makes a left turn from the cross street into the opposite lane and...keeps turning.  farging F-150 slams into the front of my gas-guzzling SUV (probably saved my life) and ends up in the driveway of a house along the street.   Then genius then backs back back into traffic (hitting me again) trying to get away.  Finding he is surrounded by cars while sitting on the double-yellow line, he jumps out of the truck and makes a break for it.  Fortunately an off-duty cop had pulled up and chased him down.

farging criminally stupid.  I hope they throw his ass in jail, but he'll probably get off on some stupid first-offender program.  Hate.

[Seabiscuit36]

Drunk Canadians on their XXX beer