the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Seabiscuit36]

HD-DVD is officially HD-DeaD

Production of movies and players to be totally phased out by the end of March

It sucks for consumers for overall disc prices.  As far as players, looks like China was already beginning production of models. 

[Father Demon]

For IGY, and the next time he tags his garage.

[mussa]

I saw an owl kill a crow by our feeders this morning.  I believe it is an omen that the Eagles will defeat the Ravens in the Toiletbowl.

FIXED!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Munson transferred to Colorado

[Munson]

Hmm...none of them really look like me. But the second kid in the orange with the glasses and Jewfro is kind of how I picture MDS.

[MDS]

not even close, retard.

[ice grillin you]

lol...that first pic definitely looked like a blonde munson...if i had a daughter id pretty much shoot myself in the mouth if my baby girl came home with a stonewashed jean jacket wearing acne scarred juggalo from rural delaware who appears to be the love child of hilary swank and bart simpson



this shtein is pretty crazy....

http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=44494&provider=top

[Seabiscuit36]

lol...that first pic definitely looked like a blonde munson...if i had a daughter id pretty much shoot myself in the mouth if my baby girl came home with a stonewashed jean jacket wearing acne scarred juggalo from rural delaware who appears to be the love child of hilary swank and bart simpson



this shtein is pretty crazy....

http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=44494&provider=top

Dont talk about my brother that way

[SunMo]

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/index.html

lol

[Seabiscuit36]

Scott Hartnell?

[Seabiscuit36]

or this one

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

[Sgt PSN]

Dont talk about my brother that way

Oddly enough, this guy reminded me of your brother:

[Cerevant]

or this one

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

This is funny as hell.

Over the years, white people have gone through a number of official cars.  In the 1980s it was the Saab and the Volvo.  By the 1990s it was the Volkswagen Jetta or a Subaru 4WD stastion wagon.  But these days, there is only one car for white people.   One car that defines all that they love: the Toyota Prius.

The Prius might be the most perfect white product ever.  It's expensive, gives the idea that you are helping the environment, and requires no commitment/changes other than money.

[MDS]

www.fargthesouth.com

farg the South. farg 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.

And now what do we get? We're the farging Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?

Cause we farging founded this country, iceholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshtein about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the farging sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were farging blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the farging monuments are up here in our backyard?

No, No. Get the farg out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and farging Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those farging stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for farging blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their farging Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this shtein, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. farg off.

Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being farging arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the farging cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so farging arrogant if I wasn't paying for your farging bridges, bitch.

All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your farging Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a farging swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it's a shteinhole," we said, but you had to have your farging orange juice.

The next dickwad who says, "It's your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal farging dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That's right, motherfarger, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It's too easy, icehole, they're blue states. It's not your money, iceholes, it's farging our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own farging stop signs, iceholes.

Let's talk about those values for a farging minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you farging Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It's farging Massachusetts, the farging center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that's right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the farging nation. Think that's just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are farging blue states, icehole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to farging guess? 10 of the top 10 are farging red-ass we're-so-farging-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its farging part.

But two guys making out is going to farging ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastiches. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we farging get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're farging towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us farging Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous iceholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the farging Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, iceholes.

Well this gravy train is farging over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshtein and shove it up your ass.

And no, you can't have your farging convention in New York next time. farg off.

[ice grillin you]

bahahaha....that is classic and couldnt be more correct...red states DIE


like ff posted in the barry thread....he leads over mccain for independant voters everywhere in the country except of course the south...and the sad thing is that mccain isnt some deep south rooted sentator or governer...hes a liberal republican from the west...just goes to show you the south would rather vote for a houseplant than a negro