the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Diomedes]

word life

[MadMarchHare]

That's clever and all, but one need not be a miserable married schlub to be sick of vigy from time to time.

IGY I can see, it's ripping into Geo that loses me.

[Rome]

She is a useless celebutante.  She's ugly, she has no talent plus she's a farging spoiled funhole.  Here's hoping she goes out the same way Marilyn Monroe did... full of booze, pills & mob sperm.

[Diomedes]

Well then get lost douchebag.

[Father Demon]

I'd lick it, poke it, then farg it.  Nice rack, not ugly, and famous.

I would bet a ton that everyone on here has done worse, and would bang her given the opportunity.

[Susquehanna Birder]

The freckles disappear when you turn off the lights.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Oh, I'd still hit it, and hard.  But Lindsay was much more attractive on her 18th birthday, and much more likely to be disease-free.

[Seabiscuit36]

sunmoco

[Seabiscuit36]

Im buying a Toyota 4runner when i get my tax refund, anyone have one?  I took one out for a test drive today, great ride, really liked the v8, and the price isnt bad.  I've always liked how 4runners seem to age well for a car, they never drastically change design, and 12 year old ones still look damn good. 

[Diomedes]

I paid 2.79 for regular the other day and thought, this is probably the last time I'll ever fill up for less than 35 dollars in a long, long time.

So yeah, get a V8 SUV

[BigEd76]

From D@TL's site:

[mussa]

hey at least she eats plenty of fiber

[Seabiscuit36]

thats a huge mookie stick.

Dio, there is a 1 mpg difference between the v8 and v6, so i figured why the hell not since i loved the extra pickup the v8 had. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The real question is why are you buying a new one if they hold up so well, and the used ones still look good?  Is your house paid off?  Are you going to be able to retire at 40?

Buy a late model used one.  You'll be glad you didn't throw your money away.

[Munson]

Throw his money away? Impossible...he's got a bad shoulder.