the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[SunMo]

that's the problem...you do care, you care a lot

you care what everybody on this board thinks of you, that's why you try to hard to be relevant...but alas, it's still not working

[Rome]

There's just not enough love in the world.

[Rome]

Hit?

[phattymatty]

she looks like a bird, and yes.

[mussa]

Lohan got naked for NY Mag. It's legit. Their website is moving so slow, so this is the best pic I could find (NSFW).

http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=3547&photo_key=5988

wow. nice cans. she could afford to eat a few more cheeseburgers though...i like her with some weight, not the skinny lohan

[Father Demon]

Here's the whole Lindsay thing...  as with other sites, incredibly slooooooooooow

Lindsay broke teh innernets.  Imagine when that Britney sex tape comes out.  $30B in lost productivity, guaranteed.

[Father Demon]

Went out Saturday night with Mrs. Demon to the local casino...

We were coming off the interstate, turning left off the exit to another road.  We were the second car through the green light (to give you an idea of the timing). As we in the middle of the intersection, I heard a huge crash to my right. As I looked, I saw a Dodge Ram pick-up IN THE AIR by about 6 feet, at an angle, about 40 or 50 feet away. It landed on the passenger side, the front completely caved in by the cement traffic light base he hit head-on. If he didn't hit that, he would have T-boned us at full speed, probably killing us.

We stopped right away, Mrs. Demon called 911, and I ran to the truck. It was pouring rain, and that sucked. Got to the truck, and the driver was slumped in the passenger seat against the window (obviously not buckled). He wasn't responding to us calling out to him (there were others that stopped to help), and we smelled fuel leaking. So we started to smash the windshield in to try to get him out. He stared yelling that he was OK, and could get out through the passenger window. So we tried to tip the truck just enough to get him pulled out. He had blood pouring out of his head, and was very, very drunk. Cops eventually showed up with rescue, and Mrs. Demon and I split to clean all the blood off our jackets, and dry them off. I got cut on my fingers, and was a little bloody, so I washed my hands probably 10 times that night.

Was a young kid, probably about 25 or so.  COMPLETELY drunk.  At one point, he tried to run away when we heard sirens, running across the main road.  I had to stop traffic, or this ass was going to get hit for his troubles.  Whether he ends up in jail or with just a suspended license, he was completely lucky.  He didn't kill or hurt anyone, and he was able to walk away from that truck.

Exciting....

[Sgt PSN]

He's lucky he lived.  The rest of society is not. 

[Susquehanna Birder]

He's lucky he lived.  The rest of society is not. 

Exactly. And he's lucky he didn't kill some innocent schmuck.

[Father Demon]

As I said, that innocent schmuck was almost me.

[Diomedes]

In the event of your demise...what happens to Ghoulpool?  Do I just lose my money straight out, or do you have some kind of back up plan?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Here's the whole Lindsay thing...  as with other sites, incredibly slooooooooooow

Lindsay broke teh innernets.  Imagine when that Britney sex tape comes out.  $30B in lost productivity, guaranteed.

Not hot.  Nice cans, but no hips and too many freckles.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Lohan's ugly.

Drunkards always (seemingly) walk away from those horrific crashes. I guess its because they don't tense up with anticipation prior to biting it like a sober person does. Thankfully he missed your car, Demon.

[Diomedes]

I like the freckles but I'm with you on the (no) hips.  WTF were they thinking casting a chick with no hips to update Monroe's "last sitting"?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I suppose any bigger a celebrity has too much "class" to do it.

Scarlett Johansson would have been perfect.