the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Geowhizzer]

I wonder when NIH will identify the 'you will only get fat in the ass' gene. The federal government would be able to pay off this war with the profits.

Just in time for the fashion trends to go in a different direction.

[rjs246]

Fashion trends can chug pole. Big bubble asses on good looking girls will always draw a crowd.

[Sgt PSN]

After reading the last 3+ pages of this thread, Phreak must have gained back a few hundred pounds due to the added weight from you flags suckling at his sack. 

Congrats on being fat again, dude. 

[General_Failure]

That's weight that can easily be taken off with a swift punch to the side of the head.

[Seabiscuit36]

Helmsley dog gets $12 million; 2 grandkids get nothing
Associated Press

Posted Wednesday, August 29, 2007 at 8:28 am

Leona Helmsley and her dog Troubleare shown in her Park Lane Hotel apartment in New York in 2003.

AP file
NEW YORK — Leona Helmsley's dog will continue to live an opulent life, and then be buried alongside her in a mausoleum. But two of Helmsley's grandchildren got nothing from the late luxury hotelier and real estate billionaire's estate.

Helmsley left her beloved white Maltese, named Trouble, a $12 million trust fund, according to her will, which was made public Tuesday in surrogate court.
She also left millions for her brother, Alvin Rosenthal, who was named to care for Trouble in her absence, as well as two of four grandchildren from her late son Jay Panzirer — so long as they visit their father's grave site once each calendar year.

Otherwise, she wrote, neither will get a penny of the $5 million she left for each.

Helmsley left nothing to two of Jay Panzirer's other children – Craig and Meegan Panzirer – for "reasons that are known to them," she wrote.

But no one made out better than Trouble, who once appeared in ads for the Helmsley Hotels, and lived up to her name by biting a housekeeper.

"I direct that when my dog, Trouble, dies, her remains shall be buried next to my remains in the Helmsley mausoleum," Helmsley wrote in her will.

The mausoleum, she ordered, must be "washed or steam-cleaned at least once a year." She left behind $3 million for the upkeep of her final resting place in Westchester County, where she is buried with her husband, Harry Helmsley.

She also left her chauffeur, Nicholas Celea, $100,000.

She ordered that cash from sales of the Helmsley's residences and belongings, reported to be worth billions, be sold and that the money be given to the Leona M. and Harry B. Helmsley Charitable Trust.

Her longtime spokesman, Howard Rubenstein, had no comment.

Helmsley died earlier this month at her Connecticut home. She became known as a symbol of 1980s greed and earned the nickname "the Queen of Mean" after her 1988 indictment and subsequent conviction for tax evasion. One employee had quoted her as snarling, "Only the little people pay taxes."

[Feva]

That's a rich bitch right there.  Now the dog is too...

[phattymatty]

a girl standing next to me waiting to get in line on the metro this morning barfed into her hands.  she was semi hot too.  it was disgusting and kinda sexy at the same time.  did not smell very good though.  after she puked into her hands, she kinda just tossed it like a baseball onto the tracks and then didn't look any of us in the face. 

[Seabiscuit36]

a girl standing next to me waiting to get in line on the metro this morning barfed into her hands.  she was semi hot too.  it was disgusting and kinda sexy at the same time.  did not smell very good though.  after she puked into her hands, she kinda just tossed it like a baseball onto the tracks and then didn't look any of us in the face. 

AIDS

[SunMo]

a girl standing next to me waiting to get in line on the metro this morning barfed into her hands.  she was semi hot too.  it was disgusting and kinda sexy at the same time.  did not smell very good though.  after she puked into her hands, she kinda just tossed it like a baseball onto the tracks and then didn't look any of us in the face. 

i've literally been laughing at this story for 3 minutes straight

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

a girl standing next to me waiting to get in line on the metro this morning barfed into her hands.  she was semi hot too.  it was disgusting and kinda sexy at the same time.  did not smell very good though.  after she puked into her hands, she kinda just tossed it like a baseball onto the tracks and then didn't look any of us in the face. 

post of the year nominee

[Father Demon]

phayyt - you were too slow on the camera video.  It woulda been huge on youtube

[phattymatty]

phayyt - you were too slow on the camera video.  It woulda been huge on youtube

no doubt.  the ironic part is that i just got a new digital camera in the mail yesterday, and i had it in my bag because i was brining it with me to work so i can play with it here. 

[Dillen]

Now the dog is too...

I watched 4 episodes of Dog the Bounty Hunter last night. From midnight to 2 AM.

[Susquehanna Birder]

What the hell does it take to become Western North Carolina's news leader?

[Wingspan]

A complete set of front teeth.