the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[mussa]

thats pretty sweet

[Seabiscuit36]

I hate state park rangers, got pulled over and screamed at driving on the beach this weekend.  Gotta love the guys who cant make it as a real cop. 

[mussa]

Your driving on the beach why?

[MURP]

Nirvana "Nevermind" cover baby is now 17

[BigEd76]

Thanks for making me feel old, ass

[hbionic]

 


By the way, nice find MURP.

[Phanatic]

H-1B video shocker: 'Our goal is clearly not to find a qualified ... U.S. worker'



farging Lawyers!

[ice grillin you]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=464353&in_page_id=1770


i love this comment from one of the readers of the article....

Big cats are no different from little cats. They also love having their chins and ears tickled just like domestic moggies.

Treat them well, love them, and they'll love and respect you.

- N. Simon, London, UK


yeah lions and house cats are EXACTLY the same thing

[Susquehanna Birder]

That Kobayashi dude probably won't defend his hot dog eating title because he has "jaw arthritis".

Sounds like a trumped up injury report to me. He'll be there, ready to eat.

[Rome]

I hate state park rangers, got pulled over and screamed at driving on the beach this weekend.  Gotta love the guys who cant make it as a real cop. 

There's a beach park down here that has a speed limit of 10 mph on the street leading in to the park.  There was a pig on the radar gun hammering people one after the next last weekend.  I know where he sits so I never speed through there but it was comical watching others get popped doing 15 in a 10 zone. 

I hope that oinker son of a bitch gets struck by lightning.

PS: People drive on the beach all the time here.  It's what the area is known for.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The 17-year-old "Nevermind" kid makes me feel really old.  About 27.

[Father Demon]

A family friend told PEOPLE Tuesday morning: "She has been missing her pets a lot. And she loves fast food. She's looking forward to In-N-Out Burger and Taco Bell."

Later in the day, two Taco Bell reps arrived at the mansion and announced they had a delivery of four bags of food from Paris to the media. They then handed out taquitos and chips to everyone, including police officers.

Can she just die now so we don't have daily reports about this skank?

(I'd still do her in a New York Minute.)

[SunMo]

i want to hug her

[SD_Eagle5]

I want to pee on her face

[rjs246]

I'll happily pee in her butt. With semen.