the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

Yes. You love it.

That mutt look like a gremlin.

[Diomedes]

Zanshin got one of those.

[MadMarchHare]

I know nothing about the story, but $20 says she was doing something stupid when she got hurt.  (ie: sticking her feet out of the car, had her restraints undone or loose, etc)

Sorry, C, but this time it was a malfunction.  Everyone got hit by the cable when it snapped.  Only the teen lost her feet.
They've shut down all the freefall rides at Six Flags across the country, until they figure out what happened.

[Susquehanna Birder]

This cracks me up:

[MURP]

I'm fixin'

You didn't really post that, did you?

ha, that is how he talks in the real world.  cracks me up every time.

[BigEd76]

Bobby Cutts is a dead man

[rjs246]

Ugliest dog contest winner:

That thing's owners need to be euthanized.

[Phanatic]

Saw one drunk idiot start a bar fight Saturday night. Was determined to fight with someone. Called his woman a bitch and she slapped him. He started choking her so some other drunk semeritans came to her rescue. Her friends were jumping in yelling and screaming. The police showed up and and some poor bitch got pepper sprayed in the face. Dude that started it all was led out in handcuffs with some other sorry sucker who decided to fight with him. Some people just can't handle their booze! I don't know how bar tenders deal with that shtein every night.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Bar fights never end well. For anybody.

[hbionic]

Other than Jesus. He pretty much always wins. And if you think you knocked him out cold, don't turn your back on him and think you've won. He's only play hemorraging. Trust me.

[SunMo]

Rides shut after Ky. Six Flags accident

Six Flags and Cedar Fair shut down eight more thrill rides around North America on Friday after a teenage girl's feet were sliced off during a ride in Kentucky.

You have to give Six Flags an 'A' for realism though.

A Superman ride where you can't walk afterwards?  Excellent representation.

[Father Demon]

You've probably been working on that joke since Thursday when the news broke, but your hard work paid off.  Nicely done.

[SunMo]

it actually just hit me in the shteinter...along with some terrible mud butt

[Rome]

Dayum.  Sara Evans would get it.

Hard.

[Sgt PSN]

Saw one drunk idiot start a bar fight Saturday night. Was determined to fight with someone. Called his woman a bitch and she slapped him. He started choking her so some other drunk semeritans came to her rescue. Her friends were jumping in yelling and screaming. The police showed up and and some poor bitch got pepper sprayed in the face. Dude that started it all was led out in handcuffs with some other sorry sucker who decided to fight with him. Some people just can't handle their booze! I don't know how bar tenders deal with that shtein every night.

If it's a half decent bar, most bartenders shouldn't have to deal with too much shtein from drunk customers.  That's what bouncers are for.  

Unfortunately for me, the place I bartended was just a shade below half decent so we had no bouncer which left me to deal with the unruly drunks along with keeping everyone's drinks full.  I had a couple of fights here and there but nothing over the top.  Besides, it gave me a chance to bust a few heads so what's not to love about that?  But here's a helpful hint for all you bar hoppers out there:  Even if there's no bouncer in the place, don't ever start talking shtein to the bartender because it tends to piss people off when you start farging with the guy who's pouring their drinks.