the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

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Dillen

#5130
April 18, 2007, 10:59:14 PM

I dont care how immature it is, flarp is farging awesome.

rjs246

#5131
April 18, 2007, 11:02:58 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 18, 2007, 10:47:37 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on April 18, 2007, 04:33:08 PM
I just followed my boss into the men's room. Exchanged a few pleasantries. Went into the shteinter and proceeded to tear extremely loud, extremely wet ass. Seriously. Reverberations everywhere. And I couldn't even stifle my giggles.

I think I'm getting promoted. Immediately.
I agree that is one of most hilarious parts of my workday to listen to people rip it in the bathroom, especially when its your boss. 

Sadly, in this case my boss was listening to me.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Seabiscuit36

#5132
April 18, 2007, 11:03:49 PM
 :-D  Expect that raise soon then  :-D
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Seabiscuit36

#5133
April 19, 2007, 08:45:08 AM
I think my mother in law found my porn collection.  We were away from our house all weekend, i noticed yesterday that my 2 dvd cases holding said movies were not hidden on my closet but on the floor.   :-D  She's a snoop, we've caught her going thru stuff previously, i with i could have seen her face reading some of the titles
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Rome

#5134
April 19, 2007, 08:51:29 AM
You should take a shot of your wife blowing you and leave the photo where your mother in law would find it.

Seabiscuit36

#5135
April 19, 2007, 09:03:21 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on April 19, 2007, 08:51:29 AM
You should take a shot of your wife blowing you and leave the photo where your mother in law would find it.


I would but i'm married and been with her over 6 years, she doesnt do that anymore :'(
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

#5136
April 19, 2007, 09:04:27 AM
Whaa???  Are you farging kidding me?  "She doesn't do that anymore??"

that is incredibly accurateDUDE...fire her.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

#5137
April 19, 2007, 09:05:05 AM
That's awful.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Rome

#5138
April 19, 2007, 09:12:16 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 19, 2007, 09:03:21 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on April 19, 2007, 08:51:29 AM
You should take a shot of your wife blowing you and leave the photo where your mother in law would find it.
I would but i'm married and been with her over 6 years, she doesnt do that anymore :'(

And people wonder why the divorce rate is what it is in this country.

:-D

Seabiscuit36

#5139
April 19, 2007, 09:24:01 AM
Exactly Rome

Luckily Carmela on the premiere of Soprano's sparked that interest last week, but i have a feeling i'm going back to the desert in that department
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Beermonkey

#5140
April 19, 2007, 09:26:12 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 19, 2007, 08:45:08 AM
I think my mother in law found my porn collection.  We were away from our house all weekend, i noticed yesterday that my 2 dvd cases holding said movies were not hidden on my closet but on the floor.   :-D  She's a snoop, we've caught her going thru stuff previously, i with i could have seen her face reading some of the titles

Were the ball gag & double-dong still on the rack?

Diomedes

#5141
April 19, 2007, 09:27:26 AM
Really, I can't express how horrified I am that you submit to this.  Get thee to the "men should act like men thread," you just took the "I'm a Hoyda" lead.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Seabiscuit36

#5142
April 19, 2007, 09:32:42 AM
Thanks for the words of encouragement Dio.  Chris Rock had a great set about this.  When you first start dating its a daily thing, then once your locked up its gone. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

#5143
April 19, 2007, 09:37:20 AM
I can't believe you put up with that shtein.  I hope you're getting some from someone else.  farg.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Rome

#5144
April 19, 2007, 11:09:59 AM
You undoubtedly provide a nice home life for her.  You give her a nice house, a nice car, beautiful children (I presume) and you obviously put up with a lot of shtein from her.

The least she could do is give you a nice sloppy blow job from time to time.
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