the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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SunMo

#5115
April 18, 2007, 12:41:28 PM
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

ice grillin you

#5116
April 18, 2007, 12:45:45 PM
i was thinking more along the lines of when the nfl goes global and the eagles are playing at moscow i can road trip
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

SunMo

#5117
April 18, 2007, 12:48:17 PM
well, you and me can drive through CMW tunnel in my Ferrari after i get a piece of the $12 billion
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

ice grillin you

#5118
April 18, 2007, 12:52:31 PM
well, you and me can drive through CMW tunnel in my Ferrari after i get a piece of the $12 billion


10 foot siberian snow drifts > ferrari
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

phattymatty

#5119
April 18, 2007, 01:53:40 PM
drastic outcome!!

MDS

#5120
April 18, 2007, 02:00:15 PM
Seriously, a road trip to Moscow would rule. Especially if it could be with igy and I could finally have the time to learn about what it takes to be black.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

MDS

#5121
April 18, 2007, 03:55:00 PM
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#5122
April 18, 2007, 04:04:17 PM
Ban on Partial-Birth Abortion upheld by uber-conservatives on Supreme Court

As a proponent of the general idea of a law against Partial-Birth Abortion, I still find it appalling that the court would not allow the procedure in cases where the mother's life is in danger.

Women shouldn't be having this kind of abortion for shteins and giggles, but it also shouldn't be banned across the board with no regard for the health of the mother.

I hate politics.

rjs246

#5123
April 18, 2007, 04:10:18 PM
Why on Earth is this even a political/legal issue? Oh right, because there is no separation of church and state in this country.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

ice grillin you

#5124
April 18, 2007, 04:26:35 PM
I still find it appalling that the court would not allow the procedure in cases where the mother's life is in danger.

heres the thing if the right allowed this part of it there would be no way to politicize the issue as virtually no one in the country on either side of the issue is for partial birth abortion in any scenario EXCEPT to save the life of the mother
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

rjs246

#5125
April 18, 2007, 04:33:08 PM
I just followed my boss into the men's room. Exchanged a few pleasantries. Went into the shteinter and proceeded to tear extremely loud, extremely wet ass. Seriously. Reverberations everywhere. And I couldn't even stifle my giggles.

I think I'm getting promoted. Immediately.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#5126
April 18, 2007, 04:36:41 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 18, 2007, 04:26:35 PM
I still find it appalling that the court would not allow the procedure in cases where the mother's life is in danger.

heres the thing if the right allowed this part of it there would be no way to politicize the issue as virtually no one in the country on either side of the issue is for partial birth abortion in any scenario EXCEPT to save the life of the mother

True, and obviously the abortion issue in this country has become polarized to the point where it's political suicide to be for abortion only in certain cases.  It's all or nothing, which makes no logical sense.

Quote from: rjs246 on April 18, 2007, 04:33:08 PM
I just followed my boss into the men's room. Exchanged a few pleasantries. Went into the shteinter and proceeded to tear extremely loud, extremely wet ass. Seriously. Reverberations everywhere. And I couldn't even stifle my giggles.

I think I'm getting promoted. Immediately.

Congrats.  I'll buy the cigars.  You're still all about Black & Mild's, right?

rjs246

#5127
April 18, 2007, 04:40:41 PM
I prefer cigars in a bag, actually. Thanks.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Father Demon

#5128
April 18, 2007, 10:32:05 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on April 18, 2007, 10:45:45 AM
theres this little town called black hawk about 25 miles outside of denver that used to be a mining town in the rocky mountains, but they since turned it into this little casino village.  there's a few of these little casino towns around from what i hear.  anyway, last night i'm playing blackjack between this 60-year old german guy and some smokin russian girl.  every ten minutes or so, when the old guy got a zesty hand, he would yell "Drastic Results!" with this really think german accent.  i couldn't stop laughing.

Been there.  Minus the German and Russian people, of course.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Seabiscuit36

#5129
April 18, 2007, 10:47:37 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on April 18, 2007, 04:33:08 PM
I just followed my boss into the men's room. Exchanged a few pleasantries. Went into the shteinter and proceeded to tear extremely loud, extremely wet ass. Seriously. Reverberations everywhere. And I couldn't even stifle my giggles.

I think I'm getting promoted. Immediately.
I agree that is one of most hilarious parts of my workday to listen to people rip it in the bathroom, especially when its your boss. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons
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