the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Zanshin]

I'd bring him in for an interview just to amuse myself.   What does a real live Juggernaut look like anyway??

[phattymatty]

wow, at first glance i thought that was some sort of gaping butthole.

[SD_Eagle5]

CLINTON, S.C. (AP) -- Authorities say a 23-year-old female middle school teacher was arrested Thursday, accused of having sex with five boys in locations including the school, at a motel, in a park and behind a restaurant.

Clinton Public Safety Director John Thomas says some of the 14- and 15-year-old victims were students at Bell Middle School in Laurens School District 56, where Allenna Williams Ward taught. Others went to a different school.

Investigators say there could be more victims.

Warrants show Ward is charged with five counts of second degree criminal sexual conduct with a minor and six counts of lewd acts on a minor. The incidents occurred between December and earlier this month.

Thomas says police began investigating Ward after a note containing inappropriate messages was given to school officials.

School district officials say Ward was placed on paid leave last Thursday. She is being held in jail awaiting a bond hearing.

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[Seabiscuit36]

WHY did i not have this happen growing up    It really pisses me off that in catholic school, i only had the Priests after me 

[Wingspan]

WHY did i not have this happen growing up    It really pisses me off that in catholic school, i only had the Priests after me 

So it did happen?

[Diomedes]

Dude...they're Priests.  Of course it happened.

[Seabiscuit36]

Nope, if it did i could cash in.  Instead i only got hit with rulers on the knuckles. 

[Diomedes]

You would get paid much...the churches are all hiding under bankruptcy filings, just like Jesus would do..

[Rome]

FYI...

Philadelphia to Tampa Bay for $29-$34 One-Way on Flight 2159 Only!
- Fare is valid for travel Monday-Thursday and Sunday, April 10 through May 30, 2007
- Fare is valid for travel on Flight 2159 only
   
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- Fare is valid for travel Monday-Thursday and Saturday, April 9 through May 30, 2007
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- Fare is valid for travel on Flight 731 only
   
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- Fare is valid for travel Monday-Thursday and Saturday, May 1 through May 12, 2007
- Fare is valid for travel on Flight 953/252 only
   
Philadelphia to Tampa Bay for $39 One-Way!
- Fare is valid for travel Tuesday-Thursday, April 3 through June 28, 2007 only

In case anybody has to go to Tampa any time soon, Southwest is running a special on airfares to and from Philly starting at $29 each way.

You have to use their Ding! fare program to get the lowest airfare, though.

 

[ice grillin you]

i know its not cool to care...but this is really sad


http://www.nbc4.com/health/11143716/detail.html?taf=dc

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Great - all we need now is the U.S. government to take over health care, so inadequate coverage and resulting complications/death will be available for everyone instead of only a select few.

[Rome]

Providing access to rudimentary health care for all citizens isn't a bad idea.  Hell, the only people who aren't afforded access are lower to middle class people who either don't make enough to afford health insurance or make too much to be given access to medicaid.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Providing access to rudimentary health care for all citizens isn't a bad idea.

Agreed, but superceding better coverages by private providers to make way for socialized health care is not the answer.

[Seabiscuit36]

I want a Boerboel

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

name all 50 states in less than 10 minutes

I actually got them all with 7:37 left without cheating, but...

A.  I'm a nerd.
B.  I learned the song "50 Nifty United States" in elementary school and somehow remember it.