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Diomedes

#4245
February 28, 2007, 01:19:48 PM
lmfao.

what kind of role is the applying for?
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Father Demon

#4246
February 28, 2007, 01:23:07 PM
More of said resume:

Experience:
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•   I like to stay busy, & my interests in telecom and electronics keep me going pretty good when I am either between employers or as extra income.
•   I installed my own Directv system with GAEBO Rcvr's and an 18" Sony dual lnb dish.
•   I love my sat.

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•   I enjoy the work, it keeps me on my toes and I like hearing the Q.C. department make comments about the quality of my pipe.

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•   To be blunt I was the "Cable Guy" THE COMPANY LOST IT'S MAJOR ACCOUNT W/ QWEST AND I WAS LAID OFF ON 10 25 2002.
•   TOO BAD I REALLY ENJOYED THIS JOB!!

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•   Highly specialized crates were my forte.

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•   I have enjoyed the higher end of my experiences, as they have taught me more in the intillectaul spectrum of my history.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Father Demon

#4247
February 28, 2007, 01:24:16 PM
Looking to be a stagingtechnician in our staging facility.  Configuring, staging, and testing high end networking gear prior to being installed in customer networks.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

MURP

#4248
February 28, 2007, 01:24:48 PM
hahahaha

Diomedes

#4249
February 28, 2007, 01:25:43 PM
Are the bullet points in the resume?  For each line? 

Quote•  I am a Juggernaut.
bwahaha!
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Diomedes

#4250
February 28, 2007, 01:26:45 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on February 28, 2007, 01:24:16 PM
Looking to be a stagingtechnician in our staging facility.  Configuring, staging, and testing high end networking gear prior to being installed in customer networks.

does the job require the tech to bring his own bong?  This guy is surely well equipped.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Father Demon

#4251
February 28, 2007, 01:27:02 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 28, 2007, 01:25:43 PM
Are the bullet points in the resume?  For each line? 

Quote•  I am a Juggernaut.
bwahaha!

Absolutely.  All I did was copy and paste.  This is far too hilarious to not share..     :-D
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Diomedes

#4252
February 28, 2007, 01:28:22 PM
I'd bring him in for an interview just to amuse myself.   What does a real live Juggernaut look like anyway??
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Rome

#4253
February 28, 2007, 01:32:32 PM
You should post that resume on Grouphug. 

In fact, it looks like something you'd find there.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#4254
February 28, 2007, 01:32:36 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 28, 2007, 01:28:22 PM
I'd bring him in for an interview just to amuse myself. 

2nd.

Phanatic

#4255
February 28, 2007, 01:37:18 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 28, 2007, 01:32:36 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 28, 2007, 01:28:22 PM
I'd bring him in for an interview just to amuse myself. 

2nd.

Motion carried!!

I'm betting the guy has long grey hair, bald on top with a long bushy beard and is about 34 going on 62...
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PoopyfaceMcGee

#4256
February 28, 2007, 01:51:14 PM
I picture him looking a lot like this:

Sgt PSN

#4257
February 28, 2007, 06:06:40 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 28, 2007, 12:28:44 PM
How often had you patronized said establishment?

I dunno, maybe 3 or 4 times in the 2 years that I've been living here.  I'm not all shook up about it because I can't go there anymore.  It's the principalities.  Any establishment that offers naked women without forcing you to pay outrageous drink prices should not be looked at as a public neussance.

Seabiscuit36

#4258
February 28, 2007, 07:27:40 PM
Demon, that guy sounds exactly like Dwight Shrute
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Susquehanna Birder

#4259
February 28, 2007, 07:54:09 PM
Don't do it. The moment this person gets in the door, they will be annoying as hell, and they will NEVER leave.
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